Date: Fri Jan 30 08:13:00 2004 Sender: David Rogers Check this guy out. Catcher for CMEL Tennessee. 8880 F.Yoo C Fr 4 1 7 5 2 3 3 1 7 L L Date: Fri Jan 30 08:24:28 2004 Sender: Doug Jenson I have seen a player called A. Hohl Date: Fri Jan 30 09:06:55 2004 Sender: Michael Eaquinta This guy's on my MEL team: 954 U.Yokel IF 22r 7 3 6 7 6 1 2 1 17 R R 100 9 0 -- B Date: Fri Jan 30 10:12:19 2004 Sender: Morris Cohen A couple seasons ago I wrote "FEL Name Olympics" and here were the results.... In the "celebrity" category 1838 C.Cross SF 25r 8 1 9 1 1 1 3 9 22 673 S.Crow SF 37 6 4 8 4 2 1 3 10 25 1118 C.Farley FB 32 4 4 7 2 4 3 3 5 22 1199 C.Norris ILB 23r 1 3 7 1 3 1 3 1 14 719 R.Schneider PN 29 10 1 22 2253 A.Kaufman C 23r 0 8 1 1 1 3 2 0 18 In the "real life sports figures" category 688 B.Bryant DT 29 5 5 6 1 6 7 5 7 21 1045 T.Cobb OLB 32 5 8 7 1 2 1 2 5 21 601 M.Jorden SF 23r 7 2 7 1 1 1 7 0 17 379 T.Harding TB 29 6 1 8 4 2 1 10 6 21 An finally, in the "immature" category 77 A.Boner CB 25r 3 4 3 8 2 3 4 1 14 2225 A.Rouse SF 27 8 3 6 3 3 2 3 1 19 102 M.Seaman QB 34 6 2 6 9 7 5 7 1 24 The last of those players was on the FEL Playboyz....hmmm..... Date: Fri Jan 30 16:07:50 2004 Sender: Karim Cheaib i saw two amazing names: S.Hole : asswhole and ayrer: but this one has a very bad translation in arabic ;) Date: Fri Jan 30 17:04:41 2004 Sender: Michael Eaquinta One more to add to your celebrity category in the FEL: 1672 G.Hines DE 24 0 6 2 1 9 8 2 5 19 -- ------ B DE Date: Fri Jan 30 20:54:18 2004 Sender: Ken Perry In CCCL there is (or at least, was) a player named "J. Christ". He was a B-grade player and someone included him in a trade block, writing: "J. Christ OLB 25 5 4 7 5 3 2 5 1 16 B OLB What can I say? Whoever acquires him will be "blessed" with an athlete who could play linebacker or safety and has room to develop." Rather funny. I made up the stats and what he said is a paraphrase, but it was pretty close to that (what he said anyway, I may remember what kind of player he was very inaccurately, but it's not a big deal). Date: Fri Jan 30 20:58:51 2004 Sender: Ken Perry Oh, and along the line of religious figures, my CEL team could have its very own evangelist: 2068 O.Roberts DE 33 0 10 10 3 10 2 3 0 25 -- -SLRGH A DT However, I choose to call him "Oliver" Roberts. Date: Sat Jan 31 03:17:19 2004 Sender: Eric Opperman Steinberg used to have a player in CBEL named S.Hitt, whom he nicknamed "Holy" Date: Sat Jan 31 13:32:42 2004 Sender: Ryan Perdue There are a few I can remember A walk on for my Gardner-webb team A.Drunk From EAFL, O.Schratz I.Botch in CCCL J.low My dream would be to have a PK with 10 2 atributes I.Clank Date: Sat Jan 31 19:18:50 2004 Sender: Michael Eaquinta A chef in the making? 1091 G.Cook P 23r 0 6 3 2 1 2 6 6 18 S R 100 7 0 -- B Not myself, but... 682 U.Self IF 26r 3 7 3 8 2 1 6 2 17 R R 100 0 0 -- B But the one I almost forgot about, the really fast outfielder I have on one of my teams is: 203 I.Rann CF 23 3 5 9 5 9 8 7 2 15 R R 100 149 149 -- A Or maybe he's just Persian? Date: Sat Jan 31 19:48:00 2004 Sender: Jay Amado M.Joe WR 27 6 1 1 10 1 5 6 6 18 Mo Joe Date: Mon Feb 2 09:12:07 2004 Sender: Jay Schlegel Here are some of mine: Famous folks: W.Nelson - CBEL Minnesota G.Bush - CMEL Washington State (yes, he's a righty) K.Moss -- not mine, currently in CBEL ACC And for Simpsons fans: M.Burns, CBEL Minnesota (how he felt about winning the tourney? "Excellent...") Date: Mon Feb 2 10:27:46 2004 Sender: Petri Heikkinen And of course, music major J.Hendrix playing for CBEL Temple... Date: Tue Feb 3 18:59:29 2004 Sender: Darrell Johnson 247 P.Chu (Pikachu) on my BEL Suns team. Date: Wed Feb 4 12:19:51 2004 Sender: John Henry I've got W.Ho on my CCEL team. Can go with 'Who' or as I have named him Waa Ho John Iowa State CCEL Date: Fri Feb 6 12:58:52 2004 Sender: Tom DeSanctis My fullback in CCEL: U.Hung FB Sr 0 5 5 1 2 5 4 2 12 I've never checked, but that is the rumor. ;) I also have J-Lo but I redshirted her. :P J.Lopez WR Fr 7 0 2 2 1 1 2 5 12 Date: Fri Feb 6 15:49:44 2004 Sender: Jeff Luddingsmash There is a guy I just player against in college (I think Alcorn-Southwestern) with the last name... Littlejohn Date: Fri Feb 6 19:13:56 2004 Sender: Dale Schaar Hows this, on my team the Phoenix Coyotes in the NOHL I have the former governor of California and the New Governor of California: G.Davis : Greg Davis O. Arnold : Oh Arnold Schwartzenager (more than likely what Greg Davis called him after he lost the recall!) Date: Fri Feb 6 21:30:55 2004 Sender: David Lake I believe the man's name is Grey Davis... Date: Mon Feb 9 13:03:18 2004 Sender: Matt Opasker Wow, look who walked on at CCEL Ohio.... 3749 K.Perry ILB Fr 1 2 5 1 1 1 3 6 7 -- -- F C ILB Ken really takes this game seriously. ;) Date: Mon Feb 9 15:06:02 2004 Sender: Stephen Thompson T.McVeigh DT Fr 0 9 1 1 2 1 2 0 9 I hear he's "Da Bomb". Oh well -- soon to be cut. Date: Mon Feb 9 17:37:08 2004 Sender: Michael Eaquinta My walk-on FB: M.Greeneisen FB Fr Try typing that in a press release more than 2 times. Date: Mon Feb 9 18:48:50 2004 Sender: Marc Byers In my CBEL team Mahatama Gandhi's tempormental relation 717 B.Gandhi PF Fr 7 2 9 2 8 1 3 9 100 6'10" He's an aggressive fella who likes to foul people....lol Date: Tue Feb 10 01:17:37 2004 Sender: Matt Hanson I just made the greatest signing of my WBL career. 1526 M.Hanson C 18r 0 3 1 2 3 1 3 1 8 I am now an Owner / Player, granted i have a F/F talent rating. Date: Wed Feb 11 17:45:31 2004 Sender: Ken Perry Noticed this guy on the CFL Forty Niners: 425 D.Martin DT 38 0 10 8 2 1 2 5 9 24 -- ------ C C DT I sure thought Dean Martin was older than 38.... Date: Wed Feb 11 21:37:21 2004 Sender: Jay Amado Hey!!! It's....The T.He CB 31 7 2 2 7 2 2 10 6 24 Date: Thu Feb 12 07:55:14 2004 Sender: James Mathis Tee Hee. Date: Thu Feb 12 14:48:48 2004 Sender: Johnny Gunn I have some good ones on my CCEL Drake team: M. An M. Wu Where are these dudes from and how did they get to Iowa??? Also, a couple of famous people, G. Rivera who does a lot of talking but no walking at OLB & Ron Howard who is always trying to direct the D around. J. Wilkins decided to give up kicking in the NFL to come play DL for me, he might get crushed!!! Date: Thu Feb 12 15:58:22 2004 Sender: Eric Opperman Rivera also gets benched from time to time for drawing the defense's schemes in the dirt where the offense can see them if they look hard enough. Date: Sun Feb 22 20:33:50 2004 Sender: Eddie Puckett IOHL's own: C.Griswold LW Drafted #140 overall from Fairfield Fresh off the rides at Wally World. Last time I checked.. OVA's were unwed women? 156. Florida draft 932 M.Silhanova (LW) from Colorado Col Date: Mon Mar 8 07:14:22 2004 Sender: Geoff Strotman I had a guy walk on in the CMEL and I couldn't cut him. After some serious conditioning, he is now a senior and has 6 saves in 9 games, a 1.24 ERA, 0.198 OBP, and has had only 21 base runners in 29 innings, ladies and gentleman... K. Wood P Sr 1 2 0 3 1 2 8 6 16 R R *S A A Date: Mon Mar 8 13:29:44 2004 Sender: Michael Eaquinta Hmmm.... I think I'll draft this guy in the EAFL: 203 M.Iaquinta TB 23r 5 3 5 1 1 2 2 9 16 -- ------ F D TB Date: Tue Mar 30 07:03:33 2004 Sender: Christopher E Smith I can proudly say that I had the player mentioned earlier named: J Christ, who was a LB on my CCCL team Nobody ended up responding to my PR for a trade, so I ended up cutting him...which could explain my brief stint in the CCCL (lol)! I'm also the proud owner of: PG K Moss in CBEL (Clemson) 183 K.Moss PG Gr 7 4 7 8 3 3 2 20 5'11" *S A A PG Kate was actually a walkon, and turned into an exceptional PG, but is graduating this season. I had a WR on my FEL team a couple of seasons back: D Druff ...obviously his first name was Dan. Some members of my current CMEL roster: P.Arnette C Jr 7 4 2 8 6 1 1 2 13 L L Some of you might not remember, but Peter Arnette gained fame as a reporter for CNN for the Gulf War. B.Hill LF Jr 6 3 6 9 3 2 1 1 13 S R British comedian Benny Hill. He's been gone for awhile, but not where people think - he's playing baseball in Kansas! J.Jackson OF So 3 2 4 6 7 2 3 2 13 S R Well the reverend Jessie Jackson has an awful lot of free time on his hands, so we gave him a shot in the outfield. M.Good P Gr 3 8 4 3 1 2 9 3 14 R R A well-known DEL coach as "Mark", but otherwise known as "Mmmm-mmm" Good for the Jayhawks. S.Holmes P Gr 0 8 2 1 5 3 5 4 15 R R What team would be complete without a popular detective on the squad...Sherlock. J.Brown P Gr 5 5 0 2 2 5 4 6 15 R R James, the Godfather of soul, can pitch a pretty good baseball. From the IMLB roster: S.Gould P 25 8 9 0 2 3 1 5 10 22 R R Solid Gould baby! M.Kay P 28 0 4 0 1 2 1 9 7 22 S R A pro pitcher by day, but this dude deals cosmetics by night! S.Hill C 25r 5 3 6 5 6 4 5 2 15 S R Where the "Sam Hill" did we get this guy for our minors? R.Begay P 24r 0 6 2 1 2 5 7 7 20 L L Hmmm... From the EPBL roster: P.Weiner P 33 10 8 2 1 5 2 6 5 24 R R Uhhh... P.Parker OF 34r 0 5 8 7 5 3 1 1 21 R R Peter, the Spectacular Spiderman, is still playing OF in AAA. T.Perez C 32 3 3 0 10 3 2 1 1 23 L L Yeah, it's hard to believe that Tony was a member of the original Big Red machine, and now he's playing AAA ball as a catcher. So there you have just some of many wonderful names I have or have had on my rosters. I'm sure I'm forgetting some. Date: Tue Mar 30 08:18:40 2004 Sender: Kevin Caery Chris, I would think a Buckeye fan like you would call S.Holmes Santonio! ;) I just joined EPBL, and it's too bad injured players can't play, because this would be the guy to hit a limping walk-off homer: K.Gibson OF 23r 1 2 2 6 1 3 6 1 12 R R Date: Tue Mar 30 16:07:40 2004 Sender: Eric Opperman I was also a fan of former CBEL Vanderbilt star center F.Intrator. For everyone but Vanderbilt, he was an F-ing Traitor! Date: Tue Mar 30 22:33:13 2004 Sender: John Fitzpatrick Perusing the EPBL Draft list.... From the "trying a different sport" department. 2656 J.Brown C 18r 0 1 1 2 4 1 3 1 8 R R 100 21 9 -- F F Jim Brown can catch! 6615 S.Nelson C 18r 0 3 2 1 1 1 1 1 10 L L 100 3 3 -- F F Steve Nelson can too. At least he thinks so. 1829 W.Williams C 18r 3 2 3 2 1 2 2 1 9 S L 100 71 71 -- F F If Randy Johnson can bowl, why can't Walter Ray Williams catch? 3539 J.Calhoun IF 18r 5 2 1 1 8 4 2 1 9 R R 100 21 0 -- F F Jim Calhoun takes leave from UConn to chase a dream! 5061 J.Lofton IF 18r 0 1 0 1 4 1 1 1 8 R R 100 62 62 -- F F James Lofton comes out of retirement. 4944 B.Russell IF 22r 1 2 4 3 2 3 1 1 13 L L 100 67 66 -- F F Bill Russell! 6296 M.Webster IF 22r 0 3 4 2 1 4 6 2 11 S R 100 73 73 -- F F Mike Webster returns from the dead! 1985 E.James OF 18r 0 3 2 2 1 6 1 1 8 S R 100 48 22 -- F F Edgerrin James. 2640 D.Brooks P 18r 1 2 0 0 1 1 3 2 6 R R 66 14 14 -- F F Bucs defense is really in trouble. 3623 A.Madril P 18r 0 4 0 1 1 1 4 1 8 R R 100 7 0 -- F F Older wrestling fans must remember Al Madril? DEL Owners getting in on the E-Fun 5290 J.Huang C 18r 3 2 1 2 2 1 1 1 7 R R 100 65 65 -- F F Jian Huang. Accomplished DEL Football owner. 5308 M.James IF 18r 0 1 2 1 1 1 3 1 5 S L 100 23 7 -- F F Mike James 6041 S.Thompson IF 18r 2 1 4 4 5 1 1 1 9 R R 100 26 2 -- F F Stephen Thompson 5241 P.Suarez OF 18r 2 1 2 1 3 0 3 0 6 L L 100 69 69 -- F F Perez Suarez We need some entertainment 4472 P.Cole C 18r 7 1 6 1 1 1 1 1 4 S R 100 3 2 -- F F Paula Cole 479 J.Jarrett C 18r 1 0 1 2 2 1 2 1 7 S L 100 31 9 -- F F Jeff Jarrett 6527 T.Allen IF 22r 4 4 6 5 2 1 4 2 12 R R 100 70 70 -- F D Tim Allen 2365 J.Dean IF 18r 0 2 4 3 1 1 6 1 7 R R 100 58 58 -- F F 97 P.Duke IF 18r 0 2 2 3 4 3 1 1 7 R R 100 72 72 -- F D 1852 J.Lawrence IF 18r 6 2 0 1 3 1 0 1 8 L L 100 37 3 -- F F 3541 T.Reid OF 18r 1 1 2 4 2 5 2 1 7 L L 100 66 66 -- F D How about funny ones? 3068 A.Top C 18r 2 1 5 3 1 3 3 1 6 R R 100 67 67 -- F D Atop what? 5681 D.Anolick IF 18r 3 3 0 3 2 3 0 1 8 R R 100 68 22 -- F F Hmmmm...Lick what? 890 A.Gassmann IF 18r 3 1 2 1 6 2 1 1 7 R R 100 63 63 -- F F He must be better at it than baseball. 6116 P.Good IF 18r 1 1 0 1 1 3 2 1 8 R R 100 68 68 -- F F Always do. 4504 B.Gross IF 22r 0 1 3 7 5 5 2 1 13 R R 100 54 16 -- D C No thanks. 5851 B.Jack IF 18r 9 1 4 2 2 2 0 1 10 L L 100 74 74 -- F F Black Jack! 2504 A.Manspile IF 18r 3 0 1 2 2 0 0 0 10 R R 100 28 22 -- F F Pile of what? 6639 A.Poo IF 18r 1 1 2 3 5 6 2 1 9 R R 100 55 15 -- F D Ick. 4624 D.Bagg OF 18r 3 1 3 2 1 2 1 1 5 R R 100 31 16 -- F F Its in D'Bagg! 6471 S.Hare OF 18r 3 1 0 2 3 1 3 1 9 S R 100 72 72 -- F F Sharing is nice. 34 T.Ho OF 18r 0 1 1 1 1 1 0 1 11 R R 100 64 64 -- F F The Ho can't play! 2654 B.Bone P 18r 1 1 0 1 1 1 3 1 6 R R 100 6 0 -- F F 5834 A.Bush P 18r 0 0 0 1 1 0 3 2 5 R R 100 3 0 -- F F 4086 W.New P 18r 1 2 0 2 1 1 2 2 7 R R 62 20 0 -- F F What's new? 5447 D.Ouchi P 18r 0 1 3 1 1 1 1 1 6 R R 100 15 0 -- F F Too funny. 3794 A.Woody P 18r 0 2 0 3 1 2 5 1 5 L L 100 11 0 -- F F Put it away! Tons more, fun coming up with stuff! Date: Thu Apr 1 15:26:58 2004 Sender: David Rogers Nebraska Omaha Hockey team: NEOm 1059 P.Yoo Date: Thu Apr 1 15:42:07 2004 Sender: David Rogers Also on my hockey team: 1951 J.Connolly 8 8 4 2 4 4 4 12 RW Fr -- *S B A W John Connolly ... I had to put him at Right Wing Date: Thu Apr 1 20:19:30 2004 Sender: Christopher E Smith Ok...I think I'm enjoying this thread too much (lol). So here are some additions... From the DEL Urology Department: P.Rivers P 18r 3 1 1 2 5 1 2 2 11 R R (well after a long night of drinking..) P.Halfon P 18r 3 0 1 1 2 3 1 1 7 R R (this is what my kids do..half on the seat and half on the wall!) P.Faucett IF 20r 4 2 1 3 3 7 3 1 10 R R (and this is what the kids call it) P.Brown OG 30 3 4 1 2 8 7 3 2 21 D D OL (might wanna have that checked!) P.Wright CB 29 7 5 2 8 4 3 7 1 19 B A CB (that's better) P.Fuller IF 18r 2 1 3 1 3 1 2 1 5 R R (also a healthy sign) P.Dunn IF 30 6 4 2 7 5 5 6 1 21 R R (aaahhhh) Way more than enough of that! How about a little religion: J.Christ DE 28 5 7 2 3 8 4 8 2 20 D D OLB (I know He's been mentioned already, but He belongs in this category) C.Pope DT 30 1 9 2 3 10 6 7 0 22 B B DE R.Priest P 29 2 6 0 3 4 2 5 7 20 S L E.Rabi P 27r 0 8 2 1 1 1 4 6 19 S L Some more celebrities: R.Martin OF 18r 1 2 3 4 1 3 1 1 10 R R Heart throb Ricky Martin. She-bang. S.Bullock OT 25 0 4 2 4 9 5 7 5 17 D D OL We haven't heard much from Sandra Bullock in awhile, but who would've thought she'd be an offensive tackle? J.Bullock WR 27 8 3 7 5 1 3 10 0 21 B B WR Yep, you hated him on Hollywood Squares...Sandra's long lost brother Jim J.Bullock is now in DEL. M.Jackson P 28 3 3 0 3 4 3 5 7 20 R R The queen of pop, Michael has been getting way more than enough headlines already, and now he turns up in DEL. B.Parks C 24 6 2 2 7 6 6 2 1 16 C C TE Bert Parks did the Miss America pageant for years. Now he's a center. D.Quinn QB 32 7 2 4 8 10 3 3 5 22 C C QB After CBS cancelled the show, Dr.Quinn Medicine Woman had to find another job...but QB? L.Infante P 18r 5 1 0 1 2 3 4 2 7 S R Lindy had his fill of coaching in the NFL, so now he's pitching. D.Johnson TE 33 5 5 1 8 7 9 11 7 21 A A TE Don Johnson finally found there is life after Miami Vice. C.O'Conner ILB 29 0 2 10 4 11 10 7 6 20 A A ILB Everyone loved Carroll O'Connor as Archie Bunker. Now he's a top-notch linebacker! C.O'Donnell QB 29 0 5 1 8 6 1 8 0 21 B B QB Chris O'Donnell - wasn't this guy batman or something? W.Smith WR 34 8 2 2 8 3 1 7 0 19 C B WR Will shows his many talents by being a WR. Plus it gives him a break from Jada. B.Simpson WR 32 6 1 2 8 1 1 9 11 21 B B WR America's favorite cartoon kid, Bart has now broken into receiving. M.Jordan WR 24 10 1 4 6 1 1 9 1 18 B B WR Be like Mike. He was the very best in basketball. Then he tried baseball. Now it's time for DEL football for Michael. E.George WR 32 9 4 6 6 2 2 3 6 20 B B WR EDDIE! Just a slight change of position here. D.Hoffman C 23 5 2 4 1 5 4 7 18 Dustin Hoffman can also play hockey. C.Chung LD 26 2 0 5 9 1 9 8 20 Connie Chung can play too. C.Shepard LD 27 4 7 7 7 8 5 6 21 Cybil Shepard has never been herself since Moonlighting. A.Grant LW 38 5 5 4 4 9 7 4 24 Christian singer by day...left winger by night, Amy Grant. C.Kahn RD 18 2 4 2 7 2 5 3 8 It's been awhile since Chaka Kahn has been able to land a singing gig, so she's taken up hockey. J.Ritter P 29r 0 3 1 2 1 1 7 6 19 S R John Ritter - bad timing for this one. Maybe I should've left it off for now. S.Hamilton WR 28 7 1 4 8 3 4 2 2 21 C C WR OK, time to get upbeat again. I'm sure all DEL'ers absolutely LOVE figure skating! So here he is...Scotty Hamilton! That's all for now folks (aawwww). Actually there's still a long list of others, but I'm afraid I'll get kicked out of DEL if I make this any longer! lol So for now it's time for me to "Be done" B.Dunn WR 29 7 3 8 6 2 2 11 0 23 A A WR Date: Thu Apr 1 21:59:40 2004 Sender: Michael Eaquinta Can't leave it alone: 4442 D.Byrd P 31 0 6 0 1 8 3 9 10 23 R R 85 5 0 -- A A Didn't he used to be a mascot for the Falcons? 4430 R.Kerley P 31 0 4 0 2 3 1 5 8 24 R R 78 6 0 -- C C Larry, Moe, and... 1887 M.Lykes OF 30 6 5 4 6 1 10 4 1 20 L L 100 0 0 -- C B Me likes.... 4261 T.Atkins LF 22 0 5 3 10 5 7 4 2 17 R R 88 5 5 -- A A Only eats burgers without the buns. 1125 E.Livingston OF 25r 0 5 2 7 6 2 3 1 19 R R 100 8 8 -- D D Dr. Livingston, I presume? 4644 E.Murphy P 22r 3 4 0 1 3 1 5 6 17 L L 88 1 1 -- D D First he does stand-up, then talks to animals, then plays a donkey, and now he's pitching. 4719 T.Anker P 23r 3 3 0 7 1 1 3 7 20 R R 100 1 1 -- F D Too bad he's not an OL. He's as big as a tanker! 1412 S.Camp P 19r 6 2 0 1 2 1 2 7 14 R R 88 6 0 -- F C Scamp? Or Scout Camp? I dunno. 2013 E.Fried IF 20r 0 3 0 5 1 3 1 1 10 R R 100 5 4 -- F F Once owned a dot-com fast food outlet before trying his hand at the infield. 1017 E.Nicolas IF 19r 0 2 1 3 3 5 2 1 10 R R 100 4 4 -- F F Another dot-com bust. This guy tried to be a virtual Santa Claus. 644 T.Light P 31 0 4 0 1 1 3 3 9 20 R R 100 37 0 -- D D Sells candles. 950 C.Green IF 33 4 9 5 7 2 7 2 1 21 S R 100 0 0 -- B B His parents named him after their favorite crayon. 624 A.Henn OF 24r 3 5 7 5 4 7 1 1 14 S L 100 0 0 -- D C When you've run out of talent, might as well let the chickens play. 1036 O.James P 25r 2 9 3 3 4 3 5 5 16 S L 100 0 0 -- F D What every Bond girl says. 1477 I.Weiner TB 31 3 2 9 2 3 5 4 0 23 -- ------ B B TB No comment. 1590 G.Guess C 38 0 10 1 6 9 1 7 2 25 -- ------ C C OL I give up. 1372 S.An CB 23r 9 3 2 6 1 3 4 0 15 -- ------ D C CB Anybody got F.Ran? Or D.Iego? 43 C.Johnson OLB 34 1 1 9 8 3 4 8 0 24 -- ------ C C OLB No thanks. I'll pass. 3075 R.Fine SG Jr 2 5 4 5 1 6 1 15 100 6' 5" -0.12 -- *S C C SG How are you? 1894 E.Jewell WR 39 6 1 5 8 2 2 9 0 24 -- ------ B B WR Tom Shane's online venture. 1696 G.Tyson WR 28 4 1 6 9 1 1 3 2 20 -- ------ C C WR Not many people know about Mike's younger brother, Gary. 619 E.Fate OT 33 4 3 5 1 9 5 8 0 23 -- ------ B B FB Didn't he run an on-line dating service? 1615 I.East DE 24 1 7 2 2 8 4 2 7 19 -- ------ D D DE Or I West? Ok, I'm done. Date: Thu Apr 1 22:22:51 2004 Sender: Jeff Luddingsmash K.Richards Keith Richards stumbled onto a mound a learned how to pitch. Date: Fri Apr 2 06:31:48 2004 Sender: Christopher E Smith Back by unpopular demand... I.Folloder LF 31 0 4 6 7 4 2 7 1 21 R R followed her where? S.Urban OF 31r 1 3 1 8 4 3 3 1 22 R R suburban G.Ico WR 28 8 6 2 5 2 2 7 0 20 C C TE anyone need to save some money on insurance? H.Saad DT 27 1 9 4 4 5 4 6 0 18 D D DT how sad that this guy's career has just never taken off B.Lash WR 26 8 4 4 7 3 2 3 0 17 C C WR this wr is not media-friendly. when a reporter approached him for an interview, he back-lashed. I.Wager OF 26 0 3 4 7 6 5 1 2 19 S R following in the footsteps of Pete Rose? A.Hoy C 29 1 1 6 2 5 7 7 21 Ahoy maties! C.Sharp OG 40 0 10 2 1 8 5 5 1 24 C C OL tried out for American Idol, but just can't carry a tune. T.Wang DE 33 0 8 6 5 5 7 9 1 23 C B DT there's a certain "twang" to this de's name I.Goose RW 26 10 2 5 5 3 10 3 19 stay away from this guy in the showers! E.Loper RW 20 2 1 2 1 1 1 2 8 ran off and got married in the middle of the season M.Big LD 30 5 10 6 1 6 5 4 21 bragger! C.Heckman OG 26 0 4 2 2 7 8 6 4 21 C C OL unfortunately this lineman is indicative of the pro athletes of today...just give me the check man! T.Horn LD 31 1 0 10 10 1 2 5 24 this player would be a "thorn" in any coach's side W.Call IF 28 6 3 3 7 7 6 6 1 21 S R Will Call always leaves plenty of tickets for his people M.Bagg OF 18r 2 1 2 3 4 2 3 1 6 L L draft this of and you get a "mixed bag" B.Long DT 27 2 8 7 5 3 1 3 6 18 C C OLB has been in the league for several years, but still feels like he doesn't "belong" C.Hill LW 18 5 0 2 0 4 2 3 11 just "chill", man B.Yoo IF 18r 5 2 4 3 4 4 2 1 10 R R whether anyone likes you or not, just "Be You" B.Moore P 18r 0 1 0 2 1 1 2 2 5 S R M.Moore P 26r 0 3 1 4 2 1 6 6 18 S R a pair of very competitive brothers. the younger one has always tried to "Be More", while the elder always insists "already M More" Some other findings in the name search: R.Singer LD 30 1 4 6 7 7 5 6 24 rock singer E.Packman LD 31 3 5 6 7 1 6 6 24 anyone ever wonder what happened to the original Pac-Man after the video games died out in the '80's? well he became a defenseman. T.Pascal RD 20 2 0 1 1 1 3 1 6 had a course in this in school...Turbo Pascal T.Husband DT 29 8 5 2 1 6 6 3 0 21 D D DE The Husband. Everyone tried to tell him to stay single, but he just wouldn't listen. T.Boss OT 28 4 7 2 2 6 6 6 5 23 C C TE What did The Husband (above) end up with? Well of course, The Boss! G.Tuffy P 18r 4 2 1 1 2 2 2 3 9 R R this guy used to be a real wimp, but his coach insisted that he "Get Tuffy" A.Paradise OF 18r 3 3 6 3 7 2 3 1 10 R R you couldn't find a more genuine, kind-hearted and hard working young outfielder...truly "A Paradise" F.Ix DT 32 6 1 7 5 1 1 3 3 13 C C SF the cure for a bad defense...this tackle is the "Fix" U.Purdy C 23 3 4 2 2 8 6 5 16 who hasn't told their doggie this? M.Dicken OG 30 2 1 1 1 7 10 5 1 20 D D OL this player never takes anything seriously, and is just always foolin' around on the field B.Wiener CB 29 6 1 2 8 1 1 8 8 19 C B CB of course another bragger! L.Dong C 23 6 8 4 8 6 6 7 18 AND ANOTHER!!! I'm sure it appears that I have spent way too much time on this stuff, but really I have only "skimmed" the surface: S.Kim LW 25 3 6 6 6 7 6 8 21 OK, to this point I have to give the overall award for THE VERY BEST NAME to this left winger: A.Dick LW 21 2 2 3 1 5 3 4 11 That's it for another installment of amazing but true names in DEL. So 'til next time... G.Day ILB 31 1 5 8 1 7 2 4 7 17 C C ILB G'DAY!!! Date: Sat Apr 3 04:47:29 2004 Sender: Ryan Perdue Wow, thoughs names are awesome Chriss. From the EAFL now looking for work U.Arce WR 29 6 1 3 9 2 2 5 4 17 -- ------ C C WR 0.75* 0.39 Date: Sun Apr 4 17:32:01 2004 Sender: David Rogers Okay, U. Arce, wins my vote. ROFL Date: Mon Apr 5 11:46:22 2004 Sender: Michael Eaquinta Not a player name, but part of a play-by-play. No further comment: Weiner runs strong off-tackle. Hole wide open, Weiner breaks through line Date: Mon Apr 5 11:59:08 2004 Sender: Kevin Caery "Weiner breaks"? Ouch... Date: Mon Apr 5 14:33:36 2004 Sender: Ryan Perdue man, thats TMI for sure! lol Date: Tue Apr 6 14:40:27 2004 Sender: Dave Wick I've read the posts, but hadn't had time to post as I have obviously been punting for E Washington in CCEL. Guess I wasn't good enough for D-1 football, so had to go the D-1AA route. D.Wick PN Jr 5 2 14 -- ------ XS D D PN Date: Thu Apr 8 04:56:43 2004 Sender: Petri Heikkinen I bet that 6-8 CBEL recruit 542 S.Lim does not weigh in at more than 185 pounds... Date: Thu Apr 8 09:52:52 2004 Sender: Ryan Perdue This guy brings new meaning to making a save! Nohl waver whire A.Evangelist 6 2 3 2 2 7 3 19 0 0 0.00 100 G 26r -- D D G 0.37* 0.29 Date: Tue Apr 13 19:02:18 2004 Sender: Darrell Johnson Over in the BEL... 308 D.Ix PG 38 8 8 1 5 3 5 2 24 100 6' 6" No comment. Date: Thu Apr 15 23:51:23 2004 Sender: Ryan Perdue Don't know about his punch but, he's got a mighty mean kick! FEL draftees J.Chan PN 21r 8 9 15 -- ------ B A PN Date: Wed Apr 21 00:52:48 2004 Sender: Jay Amado wow...this is the longest running thread that I've seen...how many more can there be!? Date: Wed Apr 21 16:26:27 2004 Sender: Dave Wick Guess maybe I'm a two sport athlete now. D.Wick PN Jr 5 2 14 -- ------ XS D D PN D.Wick C Fr 7 1 4 3 1 1 2 8 100 6'11" 0.00 -- -S D C C If that were true, I'd be one heck of a tall punter. Date: Fri Apr 23 19:34:26 2004 Sender: Jay Schlegel For you literary types who have ever wondered about Melville's never-written sequel, I think I have the answer. He likely won't be on my roster for long, but now we know where the Great White Whale has ended up: as a walk-on at ECHL Michigan: M.Dick 2 4 5 1 1 2 2 8 LD Fr -- -- F C D Date: Sat Apr 24 14:13:00 2004 Sender: David Rogers 2857 G.Oshman ILB Sr 4 4 4 2 4 4 2 7 13 *S D D ILB Gosh Man! I wish I had developed a little in 4 years... Date: Tue May 18 05:35:34 2004 Sender: Christopher E Smith This thread was too good to let die, so I'm reviving it... I only have one new addition at this point: I had to search deep into the bowels of my EPBL rookie teams to find him, but here he is: A.Poo IF 18r 1 1 2 3 6 6 2 1 9 R R -- F D This fella got his name from an innocent sneeze while he had diarhhea. Thank you...thank you very much. Date: Tue May 18 05:44:09 2004 Sender: Blue Man Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? I dooooooooooooooo! Date: Tue Jul 20 22:51:25 2004 Sender: Eddie Puckett 1726 T.Xu ILB 23r 2 4 8 4 6 2 2 5 18 D C ILB Great, first they raise my energy prices... again... Now, they're invading my pro football league.... (TXU, Texas' largest light and gas provider) Date: Wed Jul 21 09:22:47 2004 Sender: David Rogers He may not be much of a wing but he can sure skin a bear. My ECHL UConn third line wing D.Boone 2 2 2 3 5 5 4 12 34 6 0.63 98 LW Fr -- *S D C W Daniel Boone! Date: Thu Jul 22 13:37:46 2004 Sender: Christopher E Smith this is a great thread to bring back to life! Date: Thu Jul 22 17:04:03 2004 Sender: Morris Cohen What everyone is looking for.... A.Victory CB 22 1 2 1 7 3 3 4 0 12 "Three's Company" S.Summers DT 22 0 6 5 6 6 4 3 0 17 Date: Fri Jul 23 00:36:08 2004 Sender: Eddie Puckett Watchout Morris, S.Summers might just leave the team and demand more money... ;) Date: Fri Jul 23 13:24:07 2004 Sender: Morris Cohen Well, Summers isn't on my team luckily..... But if you've been following Jeopardy anytime in the past two months, check this out. K.Jennings OG 27 1 5 2 1 9 5 3 0 22 Date: Fri Jul 23 20:30:15 2004 Sender: Christopher E Smith E.Amin TE Fr 6 1 1 1 4 3 1 7 7 -- D B TE It's been an awfully long time since we've heard anything about this evil dictator Edi Amin. It seems he's finally straightened up his act and is trying to make the Baylor football team. Date: Mon Jul 26 07:26:05 2004 Sender: David Rogers CCEL recruit, 2852 N.Shabby DE Fr 0 6 2 2 5 3 4 2 7 C A DE Not Shabby at all. Date: Mon Jul 26 13:27:54 2004 Sender: Blue Man Suspect you might know this, but it's Idi Amin and Suzanne Somers. Date: Thu Jul 29 22:07:47 2004 Sender: AJ Perok C.Manson C 27 0 5 3 7 10 4 10 1 20 L L This intimidating psychopath protects home plate for my DBL team - Helter Skelter!!! Date: Fri Jul 30 18:14:46 2004 Sender: Morris Cohen Recently drafted in EPBL W.Makepeace OF 18r 9 1 6 5 5 1 2 1 9 L L Date: Sat Jul 31 02:13:42 2004 Sender: Ryan Perdue Morris, you beat me to it. I came to submit that one. On the MEL twins R.Ruta Roda Ruta Date: Sat Jul 31 15:13:50 2004 Sender: Karim Cheaib A.Funk and J.Cashdollar Not bad, and the second one, i don't wanan negotiate a contract with him, too greedy. Date: Mon Aug 2 21:32:33 2004 Sender: Dave Wick Signing Cashdollar to a deal, must be like playing poker against Chris Moneymaker. Not a good idea. For those that may not know, Moneymaker (his real name) won the World Series of Poker (and about $2.5 million) last year. Date: Mon Aug 23 11:04:19 2004 Sender: Morris Cohen bump Date: Mon Aug 23 13:58:30 2004 Sender: Kevin Caery I've got R.Kelly on my CFL Sax team: he's only 20, so he hasn't played yet, but he looks great on video... Date: Mon Aug 23 23:57:00 2004 Sender: Ryan Perdue I believe he can fly! Date: Tue Aug 24 06:32:57 2004 Sender: Karim Cheaib I beleive he can touch the sky! Date: Wed Sep 8 10:55:52 2004 Sender: Kevin Caery From the CFL Rotons: K.Hunt DE 24 4 6 4 2 8 4 2 9 19 I've heard his name can actually be used as a "term of endearment". Date: Wed Sep 8 14:56:05 2004 Sender: Michael Eaquinta Surprised nobody went through the EPBL's draft list. It's turning out to be a gold mine: M.Rich IF 18r 6 2 0 3 5 6 1 1 6 R R 100 14 14 -- F C Maybe not rich yet, but someday... M.Tipp OF 22r 5 5 0 6 1 2 3 2 18 L L 100 10 9 -- F D "Let me give you a little Tipp." M.Field P 21r 5 4 1 2 1 2 2 2 14 R R 76 3 3 -- F F I'd comment more on this, but it'd be a real mine-field. D.Kahn P 20r 1 1 0 3 4 2 2 3 11 L L 73 6 0 -- F F I hope I don't incur his wrath. K.Aragon C 18r 4 2 0 2 5 2 2 1 9 R R 100 15 15 4 F F Fresh from Middle Earth... M.Canen IF 18r 8 1 1 1 2 1 3 1 8 R R 100 3 1 -- F F He may suck at the plate, but he's got an arm like a cannon. T.Acker P 19r 1 1 1 1 1 1 3 1 7 L L 77 2 0 -- F F If it doesn't work out, he can go back to laying carpet. M.Lifshitz IF 18r 9 3 2 6 6 2 0 1 11 R R 100 15 15 -- D B I'll let you draw your own conclusions. And for a finale, we have a bunch of girls trying out for Seattle this year: S.Leslie IF 20r 3 4 3 4 2 2 2 1 13 R R 100 8 3 -- F F M.Andrea OF 20r 6 1 5 3 4 4 1 1 14 L L 100 6 1 -- F F D.Marie P 21r 2 2 1 1 2 1 5 1 15 R R 87 6 0 -- F F C.Maria P 18r 4 1 0 1 1 1 3 2 9 L L 89 7 0 -- F F D.Kim OF 18r 8 4 4 1 5 2 3 1 10 L L 100 14 14 -- F F Date: Thu Sep 9 02:36:27 2004 Sender: Ryan Perdue CBA Portland A.Worm C 25 6 9 2 6 1 3 2 16 100 6'10" -0.46 -- C C C what a creep! E.Sukman PG 22r 8 8 4 2 7 1 1 14 100 6' 4" 0.30 -- C B SG Seeing that he was the first pick in the draft, I hope he doesn't suk man! CBA Phoenix H.Simpson SG 21r 3 6 6 3 4 4 4 12 100 6' 0" 0.18 -- D B SG da! New jersey R.Johnson C 24 1 6 3 3 8 3 3 17 100 7' 1" -0.55 -- B B C the big unit indeed Minnesota B.Battaglia SF 35 4 5 10 9 5 5 1 24 100 6' 8" 0.23 -- B B SF I guess he really thinks the NHL season want start after all. Date: Wed Sep 15 19:46:57 2004 Sender: Bill Howard I've got the President on my team. Guess its his backup in case he doesn't win. W.Bush ILB 20 5 5 4 5 2 2 1 0 7 F C OLB Date: Thu Sep 23 10:01:51 2004 Sender: David Rogers After his illustrious career at NASA. Alan Shepherd had become a superior closer for the IBL Checks. A.Shepherd P 29 3 10 0 2 4 2 9 10 23 Date: Fri Oct 1 11:34:30 2004 Sender: David Rogers He can't help it if he is boring! D.Uhl C So 4 5 5 3 3 3 7 14 100 6' 9" 0.00 -- *- B A PF But he is quite exciting for a walkon Date: Mon Oct 4 05:42:36 2004 Sender: Stephen Thompson From CBEL C.Chevette PF Jr 2 6 1 8 4 2 1 12 100 7' 0" No question what he drives, is there? Date: Sun Oct 10 22:31:26 2004 Sender: Serge Kassabian i don't know if this one has already been given. soccer -> iofa S.Hole Date: Wed Oct 13 12:19:50 2004 Sender: Darrell Johnson From my CBEL Georgia Team. 4593 T.Ko Dont mess with this guy. Date: Thu Oct 14 23:34:34 2004 Sender: Matt Hanson Serge, Yes Karim mentioned it along time ago. BTW, he retired 2 seasons ago. Date: Thu Oct 21 21:39:09 2004 Sender: Ken Perry 1719 R.King FB 27 5 8 7 2 6 3 4 10 17 -- ------ A A FB Can't we all just get along? :) Date: Sun Oct 24 19:19:58 2004 Sender: Bill Howard It comes full circle...but thought this would be neat to see how he has come along. As a freshman for Tennesee (posted by David Rogers to start this thread in January) F.Yoo C Fr 4 1 7 5 2 3 3 1 7 L L Now after he has transfered to NC State and a couple of seasons later F.Yoo C Jr 7 2 9 7 3 4 3 1 11 L L "I'm fast, I can hit, but if you try to steal on me...well F. Yoo!" Date: Mon Oct 25 16:46:44 2004 Sender: Alex Whiteman You could say he is 'Da Man' D.Demann DT Fr 2 7 7 1 3 3 1 1 10 Date: Mon Oct 25 16:50:40 2004 Sender: Alex Whiteman Or how about litte Timmy O'Toole? (Classic Simpsons episode) T.O'Toole C Sr 0 7 1 3 4 2 2 0 11 Not so little anymore Date: Mon Oct 25 17:00:35 2004 Sender: William Johnson In the sports names, my HEL minor league team beat a goalie named B. Favre 4-1. He is on the Thunder team. B.Favre 3 1 4 1 3 4 1 12 0 0 0.00 100 G 20r -- F F G Date: Fri Oct 29 10:43:21 2004 Sender: David Rogers Joe Batchelor: 230 J.Batchelor DE So 0 3 2 1 4 2 4 0 12 F F DE should have plenty of time to look for a wife now. Date: Fri Oct 29 10:44:13 2004 Sender: David Rogers The Lone Wolfe: 114 L.Wolfe PK So 3 1 9 -- N-L--H -- F F PK Date: Fri Nov 5 21:56:36 2004 Sender: Jay Schlegel I didn't know he could pitch... 4570 H.Kissinger P 26 2 4 3 3 3 1 7 8 18 L L Date: Sat Nov 6 01:51:49 2004 Sender: Ryan Perdue Man, I had no idea he was so young either! Date: Wed Nov 10 11:43:39 2004 Sender: David Rogers Another Ty Cobb? EPBL outfielder: 5719 T.Cobb OF 28 5 4 2 7 2 8 5 1 18 L C C Date: Wed Nov 10 13:57:07 2004 Sender: Ryan Perdue Darn, lacks the speed but hopefully has a better attitude! Date: Sun Nov 14 15:00:59 2004 Sender: Ken Perry Wrestler, politician, now football player... 216 J.Ventura TB 23r 7 2 6 1 1 3 5 0 14 -- ------ D C TB I always thought he was bigger than that.... :) Date: Mon Nov 15 03:02:36 2004 Sender: Ryan Perdue Oh my, from the IFL hitmen! 367 S.Peterson CB 28 8 3 2 9 2 1 8 6 23 -- ------ A A CB Something tells me, he will suffer a career ending injury in a few weeks! Date: Mon Nov 15 13:56:10 2004 Sender: Ilyan Mishiyev and....we are past 100 mark, :) Date: Mon Nov 15 21:07:38 2004 Sender: Jay Amado Jessica Simpson...and clone? 546 J.Simpson IF 20r 1 3 0 5 3 1 2 1 12 L L 100 26 13 -- F F 3618 J.Simpson IF 18r 3 1 3 3 2 3 0 0 5 L L 62 25 18 -- F D Date: Mon Nov 15 21:21:06 2004 Sender: Jay Amado From EPBL Draft list Chris Tucker 109 C.Tucker OF 20r 6 1 7 1 4 2 1 1 10 R R 100 74 74 -- F F Karate Chopp 3932 K.Chopp P 19r 8 3 1 1 1 1 3 2 11 R R 100 28 0 -- F F Jamie Lee Curtis 2105 J.Curtis P 18r 6 3 3 1 2 1 5 3 8 R R 77 15 15 -- F C Real Deal 4911 R.Deal P 18r 7 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 9 R R 100 23 0 -- F F Red Light 6630 R.Light P 18r 7 3 1 1 1 4 1 2 9 L L 100 31 0 -- F F Cheech Marin 5170 C.Marin P 22r 6 2 4 4 1 2 3 5 16 L L 90 15 15 -- F F Back Pack 67 B.Pack P 18r 7 1 0 4 2 1 2 2 7 R R 100 15 0 -- F F Date: Tue Nov 30 17:54:53 2004 Sender: Tom Williams Ironically, this prospect will not be spending much time 'down on the farm.' 444 B.Evans OF 22r 4 3 4 8 6 4 6 1 16 R R 100 59 59 -- C B Date: Thu Dec 23 06:54:47 2004 Sender: David Rogers For Lord of the Rings fans. 441 S.Wise IF 32 8 8 7 7 6 5 9 1 23 R R A A Samwise has become quite the spiffy utility infielder. Date: Thu Dec 23 21:55:58 2004 Sender: Jay Amado Tom...whos B.Evans? am i missing something? Date: Fri Dec 24 10:16:13 2004 Sender: Tom Williams Does the Bob Evans restaurant chain ring a bell with you? There jingle is 'Bob Evans down on the farm' It might be a midwestern thing... Date: Fri Dec 24 12:14:18 2004 Sender: Jay Amado ah....never heard of it...maybe they dont have it in the northwest. Date: Sun Dec 26 11:05:28 2004 Sender: Bill Howard Yeah, we have a lot of Bob Evans' in North Carolina Date: Thu Dec 30 22:51:51 2004 Sender: Ryan Perdue I remember that place when I lived in greensboro. I have never seen one up here. Date: Thu Dec 30 23:34:43 2004 Sender: Jay Amado 137 R.Paul OT 25 0 5 1 2 7 5 7 1 20 -- ------ D D OL Date: Mon Jan 3 22:16:53 2005 Sender: Christopher E Smith Ok, here's a few from the EPBL free agent list: How's about a Coca Cola? 6907 C.Cola P 26r 7 3 2 2 1 6 7 3 20 L L This guy isn't expected to make it far in the minors because all he does is dilly-dally around: 5758 D.Dalley P 20r 6 2 1 1 1 1 1 1 11 R R Whatever team drafted this player got a Raw Deal! 4911 R.Deal P 18r 6 1 0 1 1 1 0 1 9 R R Classic movie Citizen Kane: 5120 C.Kane P 20r 0 1 2 1 1 1 1 1 7 R R First he was on The Man Show, then his own show, and now he's pitching - Jimmy Kimmel: 6657 J.Kimmel P 26r 7 7 5 1 2 1 7 2 21 S R The next player commands the praises and adoration of fellow players and fans wherever he goes. That's right, he's the King. 3678 K.Ing OF 26r 10 3 4 7 1 6 1 1 18 S L This kid is never gonna get any better if all he does is watch TV. 5503 T.Vea IF 22r 7 4 0 2 3 1 3 1 10 R R ROAR!!! 410 R.Orr IF 19r 5 2 1 1 3 1 2 1 11 R R This catcher has only one thing on his mind when he takes the field...KICK BUTTS! 588 K.Butts C 27r 4 4 6 6 3 2 4 1 20 R R Today's athletes have become awfully arrogant, not hiding the fact that their #1 reason for playing is money. Such is the case of Cash Register. 3695 C.Register C 18r 10 1 3 1 1 1 1 0 10 L L Finally... You see athletes all the time wearing headphones before an event to clear their head and get pumped up. This fella may be the most passionate of them all...he was Born To Rock! 2297 B.Toorock C 23r 1 2 1 2 6 2 2 1 16 S L Date: Tue Jan 4 15:31:02 2005 Sender: Tom Williams Excellent addition. This is my favorite topic of all the DEL Forums! Date: Tue Jan 4 16:05:51 2005 Sender: Scott McEntire And these CBEL recruits... FunkyCold? F.Medina PF Fr 5 3 4 4 3 3 2 8 100 6'11" -S C A C Woah! Excellent! Did you see the Matrix, dude? K.Reeves SF Fr 4 1 2 3 7 2 2 9 100 6' 3" -- D C PG And this "Bean" guy currently works part-time at Taco Bell. B.Gorrita PF Fr 4 1 10 1 6 1 4 7 100 6'10" -- C A PF Stern's former archnemesis... _____ In The Morning I.Muth SF Fr 1 3 0 3 3 4 2 6 100 6' 3" -- F C PG Date: Tue Jan 11 10:13:34 2005 Sender: Jay Schlegel From CBEL... T.Woods PG Fr 5 4 1 1 3 4 0 4 6'6" D C Hey, don't give up the day-job, Tiger! Date: Tue Jan 11 20:33:53 2005 Sender: Dave Wick Third down, 10 yards to go, ball is at Rotons 37, 8:52 remaining. Offense: 203 Shotgun-Lone TB, WR weak, WR3 curl in (roll strong) Defense: 221 Loose 4-2 over, double-2 coverage Franklin (QB) under medium pressure. Franklin throws 11 yards to WR Deep (#2 curl in, well-covered). Coverage: Hamner (CB ) Tough catch made by Deep! Deep runs through Hamner (CB ). Deep fakes out Drury (SF ). Tackled by Graham (SF ) for 32 yard gain. ******** Is there a better name for a WR than Deep? R.Deep WR 26 9 3 2 7 2 4 4 7 21 -- --L--- C C TE Run Deep? Date: Wed Jan 12 12:00:30 2005 Sender: Ryan Perdue CCEL Pittsburgh Chub Rock FB Jr 0 6 5 2 2 5 4 4 13 -- ------ *S C C FB old school rapper bigger than chriss. Date: Thu Jan 20 06:59:09 2005 Sender: Just Oz I just cut a pass rusher named A.Bilitzo Date: Sun Jan 23 12:03:37 2005 Sender: David Rogers For Bill Bryson fans: 1087 S.Katz OLB 23 6 1 7 2 4 2 2 0 15 D C Stephen Katz, "A walk in the woods" fame Date: Tue Jan 25 10:32:39 2005 Sender: Tom DeSanctis T.Mole OLB Fr 0 2 6 2 1 1 2 9 9 F C The MOLE! Date: Tue Jan 25 12:40:30 2005 Sender: Christopher E Smith Well, well, well... Look who we found during a recent raid at the local "gentlemens' club": 233 B.Howard OF Fr 8 1 2 5 4 4 5 1 7 R R D B 1877 M.Good P Fr 5 1 3 3 3 1 3 3 10 S R F C That's right...it's DEL's very own Bill Howard and Mark Good who were there to see the stripping sensation "E-Cup"!!! 2509 E.Cupp P Fr 9 4 2 2 1 1 1 1 8 S R F F Date: Tue Jan 25 14:45:30 2005 Sender: Michael Eaquinta My closer on my EPBL team: 707 N.Zingg P 32 2 6 0 3 4 3 9 10 23 R R 100 43 0 -- A A The name says it all. Date: Tue Jan 25 21:02:00 2005 Sender: Karim Cheaib Who would've thought that this thread would be so popular ;) Date: Thu Jan 27 13:57:26 2005 Sender: David Rogers Minor Leaguer from IBL: K.Rumble P Drafted #125 overall from High Schl AB H ER BB SO IP W L S ERA OBP 899 213 100 77 99 208 12 11 0 4.33 0.323 212 38 17 25 32 52 1 5 0 2.94 0.297 611 158 88 56 85 137 7 12 0 5.78 0.350 Perhaps he is not good in clutch situations. He just Krumbles. Date: Thu Jan 27 17:34:29 2005 Sender: Dave Wick From CCEL San Diego: D.Boone WR Sr 0 1 4 4 2 2 7 1 18 -- ------ *S D D WR Daniel Boone C.Driver WR Fr 0 1 1 4 3 1 1 3 6 -- ------ R- F D TE Cab Driver S.Elliott TE So 1 1 2 3 5 6 2 6 7 -- ------ XS D B TE Former NBA Spur Sean Elliott B.Cox FB Fr 5 6 3 1 7 1 2 0 9 -- ------ XS D B FB Braves mgr. Bobby Cox M.Davis OG So 0 8 2 2 3 3 2 0 10 -- ------ *S D D OL Miles Davis J.Daniels CB So 1 1 1 5 2 1 3 1 11 -- ------ *- F F CB Jeff Daniels W.Picone CB Fr 3 1 1 3 2 1 3 1 10 -- ------ R- F D CB If you can't decide, Picone (pick one) E.Xuereb DT So 2 5 3 2 3 1 3 9 9 -- ------ *S F D ILB I don't have anything for this one, it was just a really unusual name. Date: Mon Jan 31 15:07:47 2005 Sender: Morris Cohen this thread is now more than one full year old! Date: Tue Feb 8 06:58:15 2005 Sender: David Rogers A celebrity pitcher at Bowling Green: 1260 T.Hanks P Sr 5 2 2 4 1 2 6 6 13 R R XS B B Tom Hanks! Date: Tue Feb 8 21:10:44 2005 Sender: Patrick Ritter Oh, and did whats his name get out to you yesterday? Who? D.Nuss SF Sr 3 6 6 3 1 6 6 14 Yes, Deece Nuss has been a solid bench player for the Drake Bulldogs for the past few years. Too bad I actually refer to him as Darius. ----- Oh yes, then there is my favorite Hispanic player: C.Solick C Fr 3 6 3 1 2 1 6 8 Choriz Solick might never make much of an impact on the game, but he sure is popular in the locker room. Haven't had to come up with a name for him, but don't think Choriz is a good idea. ----- I happen to have a point guard who likes to "ham" it up with his passing and antics, introducing BAY AKIN! B.Akin PG Jr 7 6 0 4 2 4 7 12 (Also known as Bobby) ----- Oh, and a former NBAer makes a triumphant return to the CBEL: A.Pinckney PF So 3 4 10 2 8 3 2 10 Date: Thu Feb 10 16:51:01 2005 Sender: David Rogers These two from Binghamton State in CMEL. The first guy drinks too much tea, and the second guy, ... , well he's just scary. P.Rivers P Fr 3 2 0 3 1 1 3 2 4 R R S.Carey P Fr 0 2 1 2 3 2 1 2 6 L L Date: Sat Feb 19 10:57:23 2005 Sender: Tyrone Black 2485 J.Christ DE 29 4 7 2 3 7 3 9 2 22 -- ------ D D OLB Date: Mon Mar 7 05:53:02 2005 Sender: Christopher E Smith Whoa! This thread had fallen off the list so I had to pick it back up and keep it going... I didn't want to have to pull this one out, but this is a SF on our CFL team: 669 W.Hardon SF 24 9 1 7 6 1 2 2 0 18 - first name is Woody. How about our DT... 808 C.Love DT 23 1 5 8 1 3 8 3 7 16 Courtney Love - that's right, the lead singer of HOLE and ex of the late Kurt Cobain is now playing DE in CFL. Well that's only a couple, but it keeps the thread alive and well! Date: Mon Mar 7 05:58:58 2005 Sender: Tyrone Black Your a saint. Date: Tue Mar 8 07:58:47 2005 Sender: Tyrone Black S.Herman WR Jr 4 1 5 5 3 1 5 2 11 -- ------ XS C B WR K.Bacon OLB Fr 2 2 1 2 2 2 3 1 8 -- ------ R- F F OLB Date: Tue Mar 8 17:07:39 2005 Sender: Ryan Perdue The CBA has some duzies on the draft list! One I want even post on here. Date: Tue Mar 8 18:02:28 2005 Sender: Tyrone Black Here are some from the CBA draft I.Cumb 31 22 413 204 0 0 235 154 5 20 123 41 46 41 18 C just take off the B R.Hendrix 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 PF (insert joke here) A.Cheek 31 27 155 63 52 19 65 56 14 5 190 47 65 63 6 SF (insert joke here) N.Campbell 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 SG Who said models cant jump? There were alot of others but im suprizingly lazy tonight. Date: Tue Mar 8 18:06:50 2005 Sender: Tyrone Black F.Kiss WR Jr 7 2 5 9 1 3 6 1 12 -- NSLRGH XS A A WR Now we know what he doin after the games. Date: Sat Mar 12 06:31:08 2005 Sender: Tyrone Black Heres one on my players on my CCEL Cornell team. A.Seaman QB Fr 3 1 3 4 2 1 3 1 15 -- ------ R- F D QB Come on guys keep this thread alive! Date: Fri Mar 25 08:50:50 2005 Sender: Morris Cohen If anyone catches the Seinfeld reference on this guy's last name, I'll be impressed.... 824 R.Grossbard WR 23r 8 0 3 6 2 3 3 9 14 Date: Fri Mar 25 08:52:09 2005 Sender: Morris Cohen This guy liked his Budweiser a little too much.... 1360 E.Behrmann C 21r 0 8 2 1 7 6 3 2 11 Date: Fri Mar 25 08:52:51 2005 Sender: Morris Cohen Dubya? 1061 W.Busch CB 22r 7 3 1 7 1 1 2 4 14 Date: Fri Mar 25 09:53:12 2005 Sender: Kevin Caery "Listen to the bell Grossbard, it tolls for thee!" Date: Sun Mar 27 17:34:57 2005 Sender: Ryan Perdue He makes the women scream! DBL Twins A.Maggitt OF 27r 7 2 3 7 6 4 6 2 19 L L 100 69 69 -- C C Date: Mon Mar 28 11:50:42 2005 Sender: Morris Cohen Nice one, Kevin. Date: Tue Mar 29 04:31:11 2005 Sender: Christopher E Smith While scanning thru the draft list for FEL there was just something about this player that stood out: 1852 E.Longrigg DE 18r 0 1 4 1 3 3 5 5 6 F F OLB OK sorry...couldn't let that one get by without a mention. I think the E stands for "Extra." Thank you. Date: Tue Mar 29 06:22:23 2005 Sender: William Johnson 594 U.Saba 6 7 7 5 2 8 8 20 100 18 0.67 100 RD 25 -- A A D What's so funny about this name, you ask? Well, nothing funny, but it is the same as an organization I belong to....USABA; The United States Association of Blind Athletes. Date: Fri Apr 1 13:16:26 2005 Sender: James Mathis No wonder Novak left Wisconsin. He knew that the new walk-on class would be a Baathist insurgency, installing a new leader of the Badgers: S.Hussain QB Fr 8 1 1 5 1 3 2 8 10 D C QB Date: Fri Apr 1 22:28:14 2005 Sender: Ryan Perdue That ones good! Date: Wed Apr 6 15:20:03 2005 Sender: David Rogers Melissa had 8 picks this season in CEL and was All-Pro. 361 M.Etheridge ILB 25 0 3 9 9 6 4 4 10 17 B B Not only that, she was great during the half-time show! Date: Sun Apr 24 13:33:07 2005 Sender: Christopher E Smith 3 weeks without a funny player name...I just had to revive this thread to keep it going. SO I'll use this guy who my EPBL Atlanta team drafted with their next-to-last pick in the rookie draft: 666 T.Butcher P 19r 4 2 1 2 3 2 0 2 12 L L -- F F "The" Butcher, but also known as "The Beast" (note his player number). However, I do think I'll have to cut him because he brings a bad karma to the team. Date: Mon Apr 25 06:10:16 2005 Sender: Ryan Perdue Is it just me or is this guy probably looking for young girls who don't have cheating on there minds. 1867 G.Puckett P 18r 1 1 0 2 1 2 1 1 7 L L 100 0 0 -- F F 0.30* 0.25 Date: Thu Apr 28 21:09:47 2005 Sender: Julian Fiorio U.Couch C 32 9 7 7 5 3 1 5 23 100 7' 0" Had to fight my wife over who got to keep the Couch when we got divorced. ;) Date: Sat Apr 30 13:08:29 2005 Sender: Ken Perry Movin' on up? 1979 G.Jefferson DT 27 0 9 9 1 7 2 9 0 19 -- -S--G- B B DT Date: Mon May 2 22:49:06 2005 Sender: Jay Amado Just wanted to say congrats to Morris for making my CEL team as the starting ILB. 1044 M.Cohen ILB 25 3 5 9 2 2 2 5 6 18 -- ------ C C OLB Also, Matt...we are trying to get the spelling correct on the back of your jersey. 226 M.Rodgers DT 21r 1 7 6 1 5 4 3 1 14 -- ------ D C DT And lastly, rapper Fifty Cent's real name is Curtis Jackson...he's a pretty good punter. 1256 C.Jackson PN 29 9 6 24 -- ------ A A PN Date: Tue May 3 13:02:59 2005 Sender: Kevin Caery J.Briggs DE Sr 3 7 2 1 10 2 6 1 20 "No, not Janey Briggs! She's got glasses. And a ponytail. Ugh, she's got paint on her overalls. What is that?" Date: Thu May 5 14:30:04 2005 Sender: David Rogers CEL wide-out; he's ambivalent: 1674 A.Noyes WR 31 6 1 4 10 1 1 8 10 20 -- NSLRGH A A WR get it? ... No - yes ... Date: Thu May 5 17:16:40 2005 Sender: Serge Kassabian i would more see it as annoys as in annoying. Date: Fri May 6 16:04:38 2005 Sender: Ken Perry 2087 O.Simpson OT 23 0 6 2 2 6 6 4 0 15 -- ------ D D OL How the heck did he get back into football? And for that matter, why is he a lineman now? :) Date: Fri May 6 22:57:16 2005 Sender: Jay Amado And how did he get so young!? Date: Wed May 11 21:36:56 2005 Sender: Aaron Burkey 580 T.Dodge OF 22r 1 4 4 8 3 7 1 1 16 R R 100 71 56 -- C B I was going to draft him, to say that the IRS was investigating the club for alleged Tax fraud. Date: Fri May 27 16:56:48 2005 Sender: Ken Perry An ailing, female Supreme Court justice...somehow manages to play football! 298 S.O'Connor DE 32 0 5 7 1 9 1 5 0 22 -- ------ D D ILB Date: Fri May 27 19:23:05 2005 Sender: AJ Perok You sure thats not the bald, anti-catholic, Irish singer? Date: Sat May 28 15:34:07 2005 Sender: Tyrone Black 303 A.Brody FB 23r 5 9 2 1 3 2 3 1 12 D D FB Adrien Brody quit acting and began football becuase The Jacket was terrible. Date: Mon May 30 18:43:21 2005 Sender: Bill Howard Off of Chris Smith's Kansas team in CMEL 3999 T.WOei IF Fr 10 5 3 6 3 4 5 2 13 S R -- XS C A I can't figure out why he uses TWO capitals in his last name... Date: Wed Jun 1 04:55:57 2005 Sender: David Jenson Here's one all you Fathers can appreciate: 1339 M.Cryer My 3 month old (Mark) and he definately is a cryer. Date: Mon Jun 6 21:15:01 2005 Sender: Christopher E Smith Just a few from the EPBL FA list... First off this goes back aways (as in the 70's), so many of you might not be familiar with the first two guys: 4494 J.Walker P 19r 8 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 9 R R F F Dy-no-mite!!! It's Jimmy "JJ" Walker 6914 D.Sargent OF 35 5 3 3 9 3 1 1 1 22 R R C C Somebody help me here...was this guy the "old Darren" or the "new Darren" (on Bewitched)? There was Dick Sargent and Dick York. Yes, both Darrens were Dicks in real life. 2743 J.Batman P 26r 3 6 0 6 1 1 6 5 17 R R D D And finally, everyone can relate to Batman. Ok, not the best, but it keeps DEL's longest thread rolling. Date: Fri Jun 10 12:23:07 2005 Sender: Serge Kassabian R.Beer Date: Tue Jun 28 17:44:48 2005 Sender: Morris Cohen bump Date: Tue Jun 28 20:53:00 2005 Sender: Christopher E Smith Thanks for bumping this thread back to the top Morris. Here's a draft pick from Morris's FEL team: C.Roach TB 23r 9 0 5 2 1 1 4 7 15 D D TB Date: Fri Jul 8 11:46:53 2005 Sender: Dave Krank His wife got a hold of the credit card 2306 I.Owen OT 30 0 10 4 1 9 2 2 2 22 -- ------ C C OL Already? But he is only a rookie! 1646 S.Passe C 23r 2 6 1 3 5 7 6 0 18 -- ------ D D TE In need of medical attention 495 P.Gray QB 24 0 6 2 7 2 4 7 0 20 -- ------ D C QB Date: Tue Jul 12 13:04:28 2005 Sender: Scott McEntire From my CCEL team... A.Winer SF So 8 4 3 2 3 3 5 2 8 This guy complains more than my wife! D.Sanchez OLB Jr 0 6 7 4 3 3 5 7 16 Former CBEL coaching legend, "Dirty", reappears! C.Kay PK Fr 5 5 10 This guy is always spraying on "One" cologne and walking around in his underwear. Date: Tue Jul 12 14:59:09 2005 Sender: Dave Wick Too M.Beer WR Fr 1 0 4 6 3 1 3 1 8 -- ------ -S D C WR Hopefully, he can stay away from the suds on game day. Date: Wed Jul 20 13:52:51 2005 Sender: Karim Cheaib S.Lam GK 18r 5 2 6 4 4 2 3 R 9 F D GK it;s good to have some muslim guys on your team lol. "Islam" is one hek of a guy to have in your team ;) Date: Wed Jul 20 21:38:37 2005 Sender: Morris Cohen I guess it's either that, or just SLAM......let the boyz be boyz!!!! Date: Mon Jul 25 11:43:12 2005 Sender: Ilyan Mishiyev Can we get to 200? :) Date: Mon Jul 25 15:49:20 2005 Sender: Scott McEntire If you're in Britain and need to use the toilet, you need to go to: D.Lue C So 3 5 3 5 6 2 9 13 100 6' 9" :-) (from CBEL Duke...) Date: Mon Jul 25 16:59:29 2005 Sender: Dave Wick C.Rodriguez PF Fr 1 4 5 5 3 5 7 12 100 6' 8" 0.00 -- XS C B PF Chi Chi? From golfer to basketball? ********** D.Curry SG So 4 1 3 3 6 8 4 12 100 6' 2" -0.64 -- *- C C PG Dell Curry? Seems to have the shooting touch of Curry. ********** G.Day SG Fr 6 6 2 2 5 3 1 11 100 6' 4" -2.00 -- *S C B PG Australian import? G'day! ********** J.Lewis C Fr 5 4 0 4 2 2 2 10 100 6' 9" 0.00 -- R- D C C Jamal or Jerry? ********** D.Young SF Fr 5 5 2 1 5 1 2 5 100 6' 7" 0.00 -- R- C B C Dmitri Young? ********** C.Akin SG Fr 4 3 2 3 6 6 3 9 100 6' 2" 0.00 -- R- C B PG American Idol contestant Clay? Date: Sat Jul 30 08:42:18 2005 Sender: David Rogers AA And now DELs most innappropriately excited Offensive Gaurd. 824 M.Hardon OG Fr 0 3 2 1 5 7 1 8 13 RS C B OL Massive Hardon. Date: Sat Jul 30 08:46:48 2005 Sender: David Rogers AA Okay I apologize for the first name, Mike is much better. Date: Tue Aug 2 19:32:46 2005 Sender: Christopher E Smith This thread was first started on Friday, January 30, 2004 by David Rogers. It's a beautiful thing that it has been kept going strong all of this time...brings a tear to my eye! Date: Thu Aug 4 14:56:11 2005 Sender: Bill Howard My punter for my ccel Cincy team can kill the ball (has been on the AA list twice, although he hasnt made it as an AA yet). So his name is aptly: T.Bulit Now, a redshirt freshman olb doesn't have the name that strikes terror in the offense: J.Ohno Date: Thu Aug 4 16:15:51 2005 Sender: Dave Wick As an update to a player previously listed, Mo Beer saw his first action for San Diego in CCEL. He caught all three passes his way on Tuesday for 32 yards. Obviously, he can lay off the suds on game day. Date: Fri Aug 5 08:46:00 2005 Sender: Bill Howard This guy on Houston's ccel team has an award named after him: K.Espy Date: Fri Aug 5 22:06:23 2005 Sender: Jay Schlegel I've finally come up with a name for this guy: 7069 M.Paan P 26r 2 6 0 1 2 1 7 7 19 R R C C Quite possibly the first-ever German-born player in EPBL: Maarz I. Paan! Sweet, no? Date: Fri Aug 12 16:12:34 2005 Sender: David Rogers I found this guy down at the lodge: 1353 F.Mason OF Fr 0 2 1 1 4 4 2 1 7 R R F F Free Mason! Date: Sun Aug 14 22:07:58 2005 Sender: Christopher E Smith It's been awhile since my last contribution to this thread, so here are a few more, all taken from the newly generated CMEL list of invites... 2254 B.Howard P Fr 0 4 0 1 1 2 6 1 7 R R F D Our very own Bill Howard. C.Cain P Sr 0 3 0 2 4 3 6 2 15 L L - -S D D It was cruel, but this kid's parents couldn't resist naming him "Citizen". 1768 T.Seaver P Jr 3 2 4 2 5 1 2 3 10 L L -S F F Terrible Tom - Super Seaver! He's attempting to make a college comeback at the age of 78! 1820 S.Lam P Fr 0 3 2 1 3 1 1 5 9 L L F F SLAM!!! 2297 C.Rock P Fr 1 1 0 2 2 3 2 3 8 R R F F What a crock this kid turned out to be. OK, time for a few stars... J.Mannix IF Fr 4 4 2 5 5 2 8 1 11 R R D B That's right...Joe Mannix from the 70's coolest hit detective series. And now he's a perty good ballplayer. 1511 J.Kimmel OF Fr 8 2 2 3 1 5 5 1 6 R R F D Jimmy Kimmel - former host of The Man Show is trying his hand at college baseball. 1251 R.Savage OF Fr 4 1 1 2 5 2 2 1 6 R R F F The Slim Jim gig wasn't going so well, so Randy "Macho Man" Savage is giving college baseball a try. And finally....drumroll....this thread has simply been a work of beauty. We've been up and down nearly every imaginable route with these players' names. Could we possibly have any thing left? Anything other than the... 1350 K.Sink OF Fr 3 2 3 3 4 3 3 1 8 R R F D KITCHEN SINK!!! Thank you. You've been a great audience. Date: Mon Aug 15 08:25:32 2005 Sender: Scott McEntire "1768 T.Seaver P Jr 3 2 4 2 5 1 2 3 10 L L -S F F Terrible Tom - Super Seaver! He's attempting to make a college comeback at the age of 78!" And left-handed, nonetheless!!! "2297 C.Rock P Fr 1 1 0 2 2 3 2 3 8 R R F F What a crock this kid turned out to be." Don't talk about Chris Rock like that!!! "1251 R.Savage OF Fr 4 1 1 2 5 2 2 1 6 R R F F The Slim Jim gig wasn't going so well, so Randy "Macho Man" Savage is giving college baseball a try." Andy needs to look into this one. Under the name of Randy Poffo, this guy was a minor league catcher in the Reds' system for nearly 5 years. Someone's trying to pull a fast one on DEL here! Date: Mon Aug 15 15:32:55 2005 Sender: David Rogers From Florida state one of CCELs best Defensive Lineman. He can really ... P.Ball DE Jr 3 7 4 1 10 8 2 3 17 XS A A DE PLAY BALL! Date: Fri Aug 19 10:07:21 2005 Sender: Scott C Edwards This guy, is a real.. P.Rick SF 23r 5 5 5 2 6 5 5 11 100 6' 4" 0.03 -- D C SG Date: Tue Aug 23 08:47:54 2005 Sender: Peter Timischl All from DEBIL: S.Kemp C 31 1 10 3 6 4 1 1 22 6'11" Shawn Kemp C.Church C 27 4 7 0 9 5 1 2 22 7' 0" Religious one I.Rodden PF 28 6 10 7 7 8 1 4 22 6'10" disgusting! A.You PF 32 9 8 1 3 9 1 4 23 6' 8" ... and a me! M.Good PF 27 1 3 8 4 10 4 6 17 7' 0" ... had this one already above. A.Earthman PF 24 4 7 2 7 7 2 1 19 6' 9" surely not an alien! S.Bullock PF 28 3 10 0 3 8 6 1 20 6'10" again. M.Miller SF 30 7 6 7 5 3 6 1 22 6'11" Mike Miller A.Urquijo SF 23 6 6 5 4 6 3 4 15 6' 6" wtf? W.Guy SF 25 3 4 7 6 6 6 4 19 6' 6" White Guy A.Lamer SG 28 6 9 2 5 5 7 4 23 6' 7" no comment :-) A.Loveday PG 24 10 8 5 5 2 1 7 17 6'10" Sweet Date: Wed Aug 24 11:08:53 2005 Sender: Ryan D Perdue 7203 B.House IF Fr 0 1 3 2 1 2 5 1 7 R R 100 0 0 -- -S F F She's not so mighty mighty but bob gave her a schol anyway Date: Fri Sep 2 17:43:27 2005 Sender: Morris Cohen 1407 R.Aach OF 23r 5 2 4 6 5 7 3 1 11 L L Various ways to make that one funny. Date: Thu Sep 8 03:51:28 2005 Sender: Bill Howard How bout Jeff Luddington's recent draft pick with his NABA Tribeapache. E.Go SF 23r 5 5 5 2 9 3 4 15 100 6' 6" 0.26 -- C C PF Date: Thu Sep 8 07:59:13 2005 Sender: Scott C Edwards How can Jeff have an ego, he has only won 72 pro titles. ;-) Date: Fri Sep 9 12:11:19 2005 Sender: Jeff Luddingsmash HAHA! :) Bill you should have left that one for me. 192 postings in this thread and I've yet to find a player with a funny name. Scott, if you spent half the time coaching as you did looking for players with funny names you'd have 73 championships by now. ;) Date: Sat Sep 10 19:16:42 2005 Sender: Bill Howard How bout this?: Name Pos Int Mot Wsd Ttl J.Luddington GM 10 10 10 72 (That would be INTelligence, MOTivation, WiSDom, TiTLes) Date: Sat Sep 10 20:18:50 2005 Sender: Jeff Luddingsmash Bill, my wife would argue with you about everything but titles. ;) Date: Tue Sep 13 15:44:58 2005 Sender: Mark Yamashita For those of us who speak or know French: J.Perdue 6 2 3 5 5 7 5 15 0 0 0.00 100 G 23r (meaning "I lost" if you say the J like an English J) Date: Wed Sep 14 18:07:21 2005 Sender: Bill Howard Hey, I made it into the IBL (where I am a commish) draft list. And not a bad career when looking at my college years: B.Howard P School: VA Commonwlth Team AB H ER BB SO IP W L S ERA OBP Coll 547 105 37 35 132 139 10 6 0 2.40 0.256 Coll 559 120 38 45 133 136 11 3 0 2.51 0.295 Coll 468 95 33 32 91 115 8 5 0 2.58 0.271 Coll 488 105 50 44 95 115 6 6 0 3.91 0.305 Coll 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.000 ---- 2062 425 158 156 451 505 35 20 0 2.82 0.282 Date: Sun Sep 18 12:10:36 2005 Sender: Josh Bennett 174 C.Falcon PF 23r 5 3 7 5 4 1 1 17 100 6'10" 0.15 -- D D C ITS CAPTAIN FALCON (My CBA Houston team) Date: Tue Sep 20 06:12:11 2005 Sender: Karim Cheaib One question, who's getting the number 200 ;) ? Date: Tue Sep 20 07:42:36 2005 Sender: Scott C Edwards ME WOHOO Date: Tue Sep 20 23:55:48 2005 Sender: Jay Amado Cheater... ;) Date: Fri Sep 23 14:10:45 2005 Sender: Dave Wick I'll post some of my walkons, since they'll be gone soon. F.Taylor FB Fr 1 3 3 2 1 3 4 0 6 -- ------ -- F D FB - Fred Taylor N.Campbell CB Fr 5 1 2 6 3 3 2 0 10 -- ------ -- D C CB - Neve? Naomi? J.Porter ILB Fr 2 2 2 1 4 4 1 6 9 -- ------ -- F D DE - Joey? Jerry? Date: Wed Oct 5 14:00:35 2005 Sender: Morris Cohen bump Date: Thu Oct 13 12:36:10 2005 Sender: Kyle Mayhugh Not quite perfect spelling, but a team in my division in CFL has a solid young QB named J.Herrington. Date: Thu Oct 13 14:00:36 2005 Sender: Jay Schlegel That's because he is trying to catch on with a team in CBEL instead! 555 J.Harrington SF Fr 3 4 2 3 4 3 5 7 6'5" D C Date: Fri Oct 14 10:07:00 2005 Sender: Scott McEntire Well, he sucks pretty much as a QB, so a switch to small forward might be the smart thing to do. Date: Tue Oct 18 03:56:41 2005 Sender: David Rogers The return of Bob (Robert) Lanier!?!?!? R.Lanier PG Fr 5 4 5 4 1 5 1 8 6' 1" RS C A Now playing for YOUR Kansas State Wildcats! Date: Mon Oct 24 01:02:19 2005 Sender: Ryan Perdue This guy is often accused of head banging during batting practice and has an unhealthy obsession with Seattle G.Runge SS 25 2 2 9 8 6 7 8 2 14 L L 100 92 92 -- A A Date: Mon Oct 31 21:11:44 2005 Sender: Johnny Gunn This one is doubt right funny, LOL! C.Beaver OF 22r 0 3 2 2 1 6 6 2 12 S L F F Oh, I see it alright, she will be staying on the team as a defensive specialist, plus, she's a switch hitter. She was drafted #923 off of my KC team in the EPBL & played in High Rookie ball last season, she'll be staying around until she's 26. Date: Mon Oct 31 21:12:43 2005 Sender: Johnny Gunn down, not doubt? Date: Thu Nov 10 19:31:16 2005 Sender: Christopher E Smith This thread was about to drop off the screen, so I moved it back to the top above the "DEL Good Guy" thread. I should've dug out a name to post here I guess. One of the DEL Unpopular Guys Date: Fri Nov 11 13:17:50 2005 Sender: Karim Cheaib Chris, The thread wont go away on it's own, the board modirator has to delete it. Date: Tue Nov 15 20:12:12 2005 Sender: Jeff Luddingsmash M.Boyland DT 23r 2 7 6 2 3 6 2 1 16 DT Date: Wed Nov 16 23:48:52 2005 Sender: Jay Amado I don't get it. :S Date: Thu Nov 17 07:55:11 2005 Sender: Jeff Luddingsmash A homosexual lineman? Date: Tue Nov 29 13:54:57 2005 Sender: David Rogers Since we are on that topic. CMEL recruit: 2264 G.Bender P Fr 10 6 3 1 1 1 5 3 11 S R D C Gender Bender??? Pitches wearing high heels, a good arm, but little control :-D Date: Thu Dec 1 09:06:25 2005 Sender: David Rogers This guy (from MEL) is not environmentally concious, but is a good pitcher: 402 E.Rode P 29 9 3 0 2 2 4 6 10 23 L L Date: Thu Dec 1 09:10:24 2005 Sender: Jay Schlegel From the EPBL draft list: he could make a big impression... 7024 W.Hung IF 18r 9 1 2 1 2 3 0 0 4 R R Date: Thu Dec 1 10:44:22 2005 Sender: Jeff Luddingsmash Jay that's also the name of the Chinese guy on American Idol. the guy that can't sing, but got a record contract largely because... he can't sing. Date: Mon Dec 5 06:42:51 2005 Sender: David Rogers EPBL Draftee: 966 C.Cola P 18r 1 0 1 1 0 1 3 1 4 R R Coca Cola! Date: Thu Dec 29 15:54:15 2005 Sender: David Rogers AA Now for a really really big show: M.Sullivan ILB Fr 0 0 4 2 2 2 0 0 6 Mike Sullivan for all you geezers like me. Date: Thu Dec 29 16:36:39 2005 Sender: AJ Perok I just recruited punter J. Montanana Not hall of famer Joe Montana, Joe Montana..na Date: Fri Dec 30 03:08:57 2005 Sender: Jay Amado Who's Mike Sullivan? Date: Fri Dec 30 09:10:26 2005 Sender: Dave Wick Thanks, Jay. I thought I might be the only one not knowing who that was. Date: Fri Dec 30 10:30:30 2005 Sender: Scott McEntire Illegitimate brother of "ED" (which is who I think David was thinking of when he wrote that)... Date: Sat Dec 31 16:20:02 2005 Sender: David Rogers Doh! Date: Mon Jan 9 17:54:17 2006 Sender: AJ Perok Isn't there a commercial for the video game "Grand Theft Auto" where the girl yells "I love you Tony Cipriani"? T.Cipriani C 25r 3 8 4 4 5 2 2 0 1 D D FB 0.55* 0.21 Date: Tue Jan 10 00:48:55 2006 Sender: Jay Amado lol...yep...GTA is awesome! (prepares for everyone to talk about how violent video games damage kids) ;) Date: Thu Jan 12 18:21:08 2006 Sender: William Johnson I finally got someone to enter into this thread (from my HEL team), drafted him out of HS before he gets into too much trouble in college! 1538 J.Daniels 3 1 3 3 1 1 3 10 8 5 1.00 100 LD 18r -- F F D Hope he plays as hard as he drinks! Date: Fri Jan 13 13:35:41 2006 Sender: Morris Cohen A.Hohl P 33 6 6 0 2 1 2 7 6 23 L L Date: Fri Jan 13 16:57:37 2006 Sender: Dave Wick A.Seaman You know exactly what his future holds - he'll work on a boat. Date: Sat Jan 14 01:23:45 2006 Sender: Jay Amado Morris...Hohl was the 2nd guy mentioned on the thread...geez! kids these days! ;D Date: Mon Jan 16 17:50:48 2006 Sender: Scott McEntire This guy never stops complaining... A.Winer OLB Sr 9 5 3 3 3 3 7 2 11 She never looked this big on Mary Tyler Moore... V.Harper DE Fr 1 8 4 1 1 5 1 7 11 He'll never be caught wearing Ralph Lauren or Tommy Hilfiger... C.Kay PK Jr 8 6 15 Date: Thu Jan 26 11:39:49 2006 Sender: Jay Schlegel Majoring in "Hotel and Restaurant Management" at CBEL Marshall... 2067 B.Western PG Sr 2 6 3 4 2 5 1 16 6' 3" *S C C Date: Fri Feb 3 20:01:14 2006 Sender: David Rogers From the IBL oh what a reliever! 993 P.Farr P 31 0 7 9 2 4 1 7 7 23 S R 88 29 0 C C You'd want to stay out of this guys way on Saturday night. Date: Mon Feb 6 18:50:48 2006 Sender: Ryan Perdue I guess we'll just have to disagree on this one. WBL draft pool 1085 A.Lovely P 23r 4 5 0 2 6 2 7 5 20 L L 100 12 10 -- D D Date: Tue Feb 14 21:54:08 2006 Sender: Jay Amado BBBBBB UU UU MMMMM MMMMM PPPPPPP B B UU UU MM MMM MM P P B B UU UU MM M MM P P B B UU UU MM MM P P B B UU UU MM MM P P B B UU UU MM MM P P BB UU UU MM MM PPPPP B B UU UU MM MM P B B UU UU MM MM P B B UU UU MM MM P B B UU UU MM MM P B B UU MM MM P BBBBBBB Date: Mon Feb 20 22:24:43 2006 Sender: Jay Amado Ladies and gentlemen, rapper: Master P! 381 P.Miller DE 24r 4 9 6 4 2 5 2 1 12 -- -S--G- C C DT Date: Mon Feb 20 23:46:30 2006 Sender: Johnny Gunn By the way, he's on my team in the FEL, I get all the VIP passes to all the parties around the world. Date: Fri Mar 3 03:58:59 2006 Sender: Jay Amado On tour with Master P, is Mike Jones! (who?) Mike Jones! from the FEL draft: 4 M.Jones QB 23r 0 3 5 6 7 2 2 4 12 -- ------ F F QB Also from the FEL Draft: 1271 R.Bogus WR 19r 5 3 2 5 1 1 1 1 9 -- ------ F F WR 1459 M.Fairchild WR 23r 7 2 4 4 1 1 3 0 17 -- ------ F D WR 2027 B.Song C 21r 3 7 1 1 8 7 4 0 15 -- ------ C B OL 226 J.Williams OT 23r 2 5 1 1 7 2 6 0 20 -- ------ F F OL 2271 C.Jones SF 23r 7 0 7 1 1 2 2 0 12 -- ------ D D SF 1732 C.Sheridan CB 23r 5 1 3 7 1 1 4 5 20 -- ------ D D CB 230 M.Douglas ILB 23r 0 4 8 4 3 2 1 5 14 -- ------ F D ILB And the NFL players: 936 R.Cunningham TB 19r 4 3 4 1 1 1 2 0 8 -- ------ F F TB 88 N.Brown WR 23r 5 1 4 3 2 2 1 8 10 -- ------ F F WR 163 R.Phillips WR 23r 1 0 5 8 3 1 5 0 16 -- ------ D D WR 21 B.Thomas SF 18r 5 2 3 1 1 2 1 0 8 -- ------ F F SF 338 B.Walker SF 21r 8 4 6 2 1 1 7 0 14 -- ------ C B SF 1986 J.Lewis CB 23r 4 3 2 7 1 2 2 6 14 -- ------ F D CB 2155 J.Mobley CB 19r 4 0 1 4 1 1 3 3 8 -- ------ F F CB 2281 R.Brown DT 23r 3 8 6 1 1 1 2 1 17 -- ------ F F DT 1638 M.Williams DT 23r 0 8 2 4 5 7 2 0 18 -- ------ D D DT Any OBA fans out there? 1600 C.Reynolds WR 22r 8 4 3 7 1 2 5 7 11 -- ------ C B WR 1658 B.Buck C 22r 0 2 1 3 7 7 2 0 11 -- ------ F D OL Date: Fri Mar 3 23:52:57 2006 Sender: Johnny Gunn "On tour with Master P, is Mike Jones! (who?) Mike Jones! from the FEL draft:" M.Jones QB 23r 0 3 5 6 7 2 2 4 12 -- ------ F F QB WHO? I don't need a QB, but I might take him in the late late rounds, if he's still around, lol!!! George Lucas OG 32 0 1 3 1 10 7 9 1 23 C C--IFL On my FEL team, Jackie Chan PN 29 10 10 He's got one hell of a leg on him. Date: Mon Mar 6 15:22:33 2006 Sender: David Rogers Not Half, but Whole: 1043 W.Assed PG Fr 6 2 5 2 3 4 0 8 100 6' 5" From CBEL Texas A&M. Date: Wed Mar 8 19:03:47 2006 Sender: David Rogers Deep Fry, joins the Cowboys of Okie State: D.Fry P Fr 3 3 2 2 2 2 5 3 6 R R -S D C Date: Tue Mar 14 19:11:45 2006 Sender: Dave Wick This walk on kicker shouldn't fold on pressure kicks B.Mello PK Fr 3 5 6 -- ------ -- F D PK Date: Fri Mar 17 13:54:22 2006 Sender: Karim Cheaib David should get some kind of reward. This is the longest thread in DEL, bith in # of message and time periode (2 years and 2 month...........) I.N.C.R.E.D.I.B.L.E Date: Sun Mar 19 21:51:15 2006 Sender: Dave Wick Among my visitors in CCEL... R.Williams C Fr 2 4 1 1 5 4 3 2 9 -- ------ -- D C OL Ricky Williams? W.Ketcham SF Fr 8 1 3 3 1 2 1 1 6 -- ------ -- D C SF As a safety, can he catch 'em? F.Benjamin CB Fr 3 2 3 7 2 2 1 3 8 -- ------ -- D C CB Franklin Benjamin? Ok, so it's backward... J.Garcia ILB So 4 3 8 1 3 3 3 0 10 -- ------ *S C B ILB Jeff? A.Fox OLB Fr 3 2 5 5 2 2 2 4 7 -- ------ -- D C OLB A real looker? Date: Wed Mar 22 23:19:50 2006 Sender: Jay Amado 956 C.Butler FB 25 5 5 4 2 7 8 9 4 20 -- --LRGH A A TE Caron Butler is a better football player, than basketball player...that's for sure! Date: Thu Mar 23 17:03:30 2006 Sender: David Rogers Joining Savannah State: M.Moore TE Fr 0 5 2 3 3 1 4 5 8 D.Berg TE Fr 0 1 2 1 1 7 3 5 8 R.Thomas FB Fr 3 2 3 1 1 2 1 1 7 Michael Moore, Dave Berg (Mad Magazine), Rob Thomas. Date: Fri Mar 24 12:54:38 2006 Sender: Jay Amado From my CCEL team 8285 M.Hamm TB Jr 1 5 5 6 1 2 8 1 14 -- -SLR-H *S C C WR Mia gained a lot of weight, after she hung up the cleats for the err...cleats? 7397 M.Anderson DT Fr 1 5 1 3 1 5 2 5 7 -- ------ -S F D DT Mike moved to DT, then was a bust in training camps. Date: Tue Mar 28 15:09:24 2006 Sender: Jay Amado 6570 T.Metcalf WR Fr 7 1 1 7 1 2 2 7 11 -- ------ *- C B WR Terrance Metcalf plays for Ole Miss in CCEL... Date: Thu Mar 30 15:56:18 2006 Sender: Scott McEntire I didn't realize that The King was a WR at CCEL Alabama... 6077 J.Lawler WR So 9 3 2 5 1 1 2 3 12 I wonder where that CB A. Kaufman is? Date: Thu Mar 30 16:25:04 2006 Sender: Dave Wick Now, that's one of the funnier ones I've seen posted. I didn't realize the King was that quick anymore. Date: Tue Apr 4 23:42:35 2006 Sender: Jay Amado from my EAFL team. 1641 B.Jones TB 24r 6 1 7 3 1 1 2 0 18 -- ------ D D TB Bridget Jones...the fat girl from that movie lost some weight! 2073 M.Jackson WR 28 6 2 2 7 3 1 9 2 20 -- ------ C C WR Marlin Jackson...maybe he should played WR instead of CB? 206 C.Brown WR 30 9 1 2 8 2 2 8 0 23 -- ------ B B WR Chard Brown and Courtney Brown...pretty fast for being non-corners/WR's IRL. 1979 J.Molina DE 29 2 10 4 3 8 7 4 10 19 -- ------ A A DE Jose Molina...better DE than catcher, and still the same size. Date: Thu Apr 6 15:05:50 2006 Sender: Scott McEntire Found them! In the blue corner, from CCEL Pitt: 505 A.Kaufman SF So 5 2 7 6 1 1 3 0 13 And in the red corner, from CCEL Alabama: 6077 J.Lawler WR So 9 3 2 5 1 1 2 3 12 LLLET'S GET READY TO RRRRRUMBLE!!! PILEDRIVERS FOR EVERYONE!!! Date: Thu Apr 13 02:17:13 2006 Sender: Jay Amado 4565 B.Beebe P 30 5 4 0 2 2 1 7 6 24 S L 100 0 0 -- C C Thats a lot of B's Date: Sun Apr 16 18:30:02 2006 Sender: Dave Wick A couple walkons at Mich St in CBEL N.Harris PF Fr 1 1 7 6 2 4 3 9 100 6'10" -- D C PF Neil Patrick? D.Howard PF Fr 2 2 9 5 1 2 2 7 100 6' 9" -- D C PF Dwight? Date: Sun Apr 16 23:38:07 2006 Sender: Jay Amado 5823 D.Carey P 19r 3 2 2 1 1 1 2 5 8 L L 100 24 0 -- F F Drew Carey! Date: Sun Apr 30 11:25:45 2006 Sender: Jay Amado almost at the bottom of the page...i know theres some leagues that just had drafts...bump Date: Tue May 2 15:42:59 2006 Sender: Chris Oaks I had a cornerback I drafted by the name of "Groinus." Which, of course, meant that I absolutely HAD to write the following pr when I released him in his second season. ------------------------------------- Headline: Groinus cut -- Wichita men horrified WICHITA, KS -- In a move that sent men throughout the Wichita area wincing in pain, Wichita Gunslingers CB Ronald Groinus was cut today. "It was with heavy hearts that we took the knife to our own Groinus," said owner Randy Oaks. "In his second year, he fought so hard to make the roster for the first four games. But we had a chance to add some speed to our secondary, and felt we had to do it. After all his work, it's sad to have to take him out of the lineup. Believe me, nobody wanted a pulled Groinus less than me." "It's a painful thing. There were definitely a few tears shed." The disappointment seemed greatest among the Gunslingers' cheerleading squad, who apparently have a great fondness for Groinus." "I'm so sad he's gone," said head cheerleader Tisha. "When I was having a terrible day, there was nothing that would cheer me up better than a little Groinus." In the stadium parking lot, hundreds of sympathetic men gathered in tribute to a man they somehow all felt a bond with. Wichita fan Stan Dryden explains. "It's like there was just SOMETHING about him that made us all feel a certain connection, ya know? And when we heard the news, the reaction was just one of agony. It's like they didn't just cut one Groinus ... but thousands of Groinus' all over town." But tomorrow brings another day, and also another game. And soon, the scars of a cut Groinus will be healed over ... and forgotten. But for now, the sting lingers. Date: Thu May 4 15:07:54 2006 Sender: Greg Pearson I can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet. From the EPBL Leader Board: Player - Strikeouts Name Team ERA OBP K IP 1 P.Fanning Det 2.14 0.250 109 118 Date: Wed May 24 21:42:01 2006 Sender: Jay Amado In my best B2K impression: Baby turn around and see that sexy body go BUMP BUMP BUMP Date: Fri Jun 2 20:39:30 2006 Sender: Anthony Young C.Yount WR 24 8 5 6 6 4 2 4 10 17 -- ------ B B WR is it just me or have i been staring at the waiver wire too long....say it fast..... Date: Fri Jun 23 11:02:50 2006 Sender: Morris Cohen bump Date: Fri Jun 23 12:07:23 2006 Sender: Joshua MacOscar We have a man playing DT for us at Princeton: M.An DT So Date: Wed Jun 28 08:18:50 2006 Sender: Morris Cohen It's Randolph Duke!!!!!!! R.Bellamy IF 22r 5 7 2 8 8 4 3 1 18 S R Date: Thu Jun 29 22:04:33 2006 Sender: Jay Amado M.Cohen...thats a pretty funny name... Date: Fri Jun 30 10:20:37 2006 Sender: Dave Wick From my CCEL SMU team: M.Harrison QB Sr 9 5 2 4 8 2 3 0 17 -- ------ *S D D QB Marvin? J.Brown FB Fr 3 4 3 1 1 3 1 0 8 -- ------ R- F D FB Jim Brown? Even at his age, I still wouldn't bet against him being able to play. R.Sanders WR Jr 4 0 3 5 1 3 3 2 14 -- N----- *- D D WR Heck, Reggie's played for almost every MLB team, why not football? D.Evans OLB So 4 1 4 1 2 2 3 1 6 -- ------ R- F D OLB Dwight or Darrell? A.Edwards DT Jr 2 10 2 1 3 2 6 4 17 -- ------ XS C B DT Anthony - From Revenge of the Nerds to the football team... P.Rose DE So 0 6 2 1 4 6 3 1 10 -- NS--G- *S C C DT Pete can't catch a break in MLB, so thought he'd try football. Date: Wed Jul 5 18:46:49 2006 Sender: Karim Cheaib K.Honeycutt P 23r 5 2 4 2 2 1 3 7 14 S R F D Honnestly, what can I say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Date: Thu Jul 6 13:14:07 2006 Sender: Chris Oaks It'd be much funnier if that first "t" was replaced by an "n". Date: Thu Jul 6 19:24:14 2006 Sender: Karim Cheaib LOL Date: Wed Jul 12 19:31:15 2006 Sender: Karim Cheaib J.Cashdollar C 28r 0 3 2 7 7 2 3 2 18 R R D D Well how much more can you like money Date: Thu Jul 20 16:16:19 2006 Sender: Christopher E Smith Found this guy on the CBEL recruit list: 721 P.Yoo C Fr 2 5 0 2 2 2 0 4 6' 8" D D C He stunk up the place so bad, that he was only recruited by Seton Hall. Date: Fri Jul 28 12:05:16 2006 Sender: Anthony Young poor kid, parent's weren't paying attention IBL NY P.Rick 82 20 706 274 183 54 120 95 46 20 127 55 140 116 9 SG SG 26 6 6 5 3 7 6 5 17 100 6' 4" 0.01 -- C C SF Date: Wed Aug 16 11:15:04 2006 Sender: Morris Cohen bump Date: Wed Aug 16 11:50:44 2006 Sender: Kevin Caery that's kinda funny--what's his first name? Date: Fri Aug 18 19:39:31 2006 Sender: David Rogers From WBL J.Parthree P 27r 4 6 3 2 2 1 7 7 22 R R C C Justa Par-three his dad was a golfer who hit a hole-in-one! Date: Fri Sep 15 23:17:47 2006 Sender: Christopher E Smith Whoa! I panicked when I saw this thread had dropped to "Archive" status! This thread started in January 2004, so we have to keep it going as the longest thread in DEL history. So I hastily picked out a name from the newly released CMEL recruit list, and am proud to have chosen: T.Watt OF Fr 0 5 1 2 3 5 3 1 11 L L F F You have to blend his first initial along with his last name for the desired result. What a proud moment this is for me to make this contribution! Date: Mon Sep 18 12:26:24 2006 Sender: Matt Hatfield L.Nutt C Fr 4 1 7 5 2 3 3 1 7 L L lol Date: Tue Sep 19 09:03:58 2006 Sender: Scott McEntire From CBEL Duke: 122 J.Hendrix SG Fr 3 6 10 4 4 4 1 13 100 5'11" XS A A SG He'd improve more if he'd just put that guitar down sometimes. Date: Wed Sep 20 10:05:53 2006 Sender: John Henry 1096 F.Kiss WR 27 5 1 4 7 1 1 6 1 18 WR On the CEL waiver wire French Kiss gets all the ladies! Date: Wed Sep 20 19:19:20 2006 Sender: Bill Howard For Houston in CCEL: Coach Z! Date: Thu Sep 21 17:52:24 2006 Sender: Dave Wick From CCEL SMU... M.Davis FB Jr 0 2 4 2 6 3 4 4 11 -- --L--H XS D D FB Mike Davis - the often forgotten man whose walk put a man on to allow Kirk Gibson's HR to win that game. J.Brown FB Fr 3 4 3 1 1 3 2 0 10 -- ------ *- D D FB Jim Brown, James Brown,...take your pick R.Sanders WR Sr 4 0 3 5 1 3 3 2 14 -- N----- *S D D WR Ricky Sanders (if you recall the Fun Bunch) - Reggie Sanders E.Marks TE So 2 2 1 2 3 7 2 1 11 -- ------ XS D C TE !!!!!!!! <--- (a picture is worth 1,000 words in this case) S.Lee OG Fr 3 5 2 1 2 6 1 0 8 -- ------ XS D C TE Marvel Comics' own Stan Lee B.Bell OG Fr 2 8 2 1 1 6 2 0 9 -- ------ RS D B OL baseball manager Buddy K.Brown OLB Fr 2 1 5 2 2 1 2 8 7 -- ------ -- F D OLB Kris Brown A.Edwards DT Sr 2 10 2 1 4 2 6 4 18 -- ------ XS B B DT Anthony Edwards P.Rose DT Jr 0 7 2 1 4 6 4 1 13 -- ------ *S C C DT All time hits leader Pete,....or to go on a limb, if not a verse, it could be Prose F.Rage DT Jr 5 8 3 2 3 2 3 6 17 -- ------ *S C C DE Asking about betting on baseball often put Rose into a Friggin' Rage Date: Thu Sep 21 19:29:40 2006 Sender: Dave Wick Too From CCEL San Diego J.Robinson TB So 3 2 5 1 2 5 2 1 12 -- N----- *S D C FB Former coach John J.Neidhart FB Fr 2 3 4 3 2 2 2 6 11 -- ------ R- D D FB Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart J.Sherman WR Fr 1 1 2 6 1 1 4 3 10 -- ------ *- F D WR From the animated show "The Critic", it's Jay Sherman J.Lewis OG So 2 8 3 3 2 5 2 1 10 -- ------ *S C C TE Jamal? Jerry? The French love him... K.Rush SF Jr 6 1 8 3 1 1 3 2 15 -- ------ *S B B SF Krush will krush opponents D.Jones SF Sr 5 0 6 2 1 1 2 3 14 -- ------ XS D C SF Deacon M.Lopez SF Fr 7 0 7 1 2 2 1 9 11 -- ------ RS C A SF Mario is "Saved by the Bell" L.Paul CB Jr 0 1 5 6 3 1 3 2 16 -- N----- X- D D OLB Guitar man Les J.Bird CB So 2 1 3 5 1 2 2 0 14 -- ------ *- F F CB Jail Bird "What? We don't have any recruiting violations!!" T.Branscum OLB Sr 5 5 8 3 4 1 1 1 10 -- NS--G- *S B A ILB What's left in the bottom of the bowl after eating Raisin Bran? "The Bran Scum" J.Pack OLB Jr 10 3 4 3 5 3 3 0 13 -- N-L--H *S B A OLB Jet Pack - appropriate given that this guy can really fly A.Thomas DE Fr 1 7 3 3 4 3 3 4 9 -- ------ XS C B DT Former Bear the A-Train Anthony Thomas Date: Wed Sep 27 04:01:51 2006 Sender: Matt Hatfield A.Nus TB So 3 2 5 1 2 5 2 1 12 -- N----- *S D C FB lol it's anus Date: Thu Sep 28 09:11:22 2006 Sender: Tom Williams 823 W.Cannon C 23r 6 4 1 7 2 1 1 2 14 S R This catcher has a 'weak cannon' for an arm. Perhaps that's why he had the most stolen base attempts against in the last CMEL season. Date: Sun Oct 1 23:54:30 2006 Sender: Hank Lan I found one!!! CBA Denver has one: D.Robinson David "The Admiral Robinson" Num Name Ps Ag Ps Df Ag In Sc Sh St Tr Rst Ht 120 D.Robinson C 31 6 10 1 6 2 3 6 24 100 6'11" Date: Sun Oct 1 23:55:29 2006 Sender: Hank Lan OK, it's not exactly funny, but give the man props for trying ; ) Date: Sat Oct 7 20:56:33 2006 Sender: David Rogers DBL prospect 1887 P.Ennis P 18r 6 1 0 1 3 1 5 4 10 R R no comment... Date: Sun Oct 8 04:23:28 2006 Sender: Hank Lan LOL!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder if there's an actual player with that name?! Date: Sun Oct 8 06:42:27 2006 Sender: David Rogers The funny thing is that P.Ennis is probably the best 18 YO in the draft. You'll be seeing a lot of P.Ennis in the DBL for quite a while. Date: Sun Oct 8 06:58:50 2006 Sender: Scott McEntire It's Peter Ennis, if I'm not mistaken. Date: Tue Oct 17 18:02:42 2006 Sender: David Rogers Gold Rush! From DBL 2038 G.Rush P 22 0 1 0 1 3 1 6 5 9 S L Date: Thu Oct 19 03:09:47 2006 Sender: Hank Lan CBA Toronto has one: 111 K.Moss C 33 6 5 4 4 4 3 1 23 100 7' 0" Kate Moss!!! Date: Thu Oct 19 17:05:27 2006 Sender: David Rogers I never pictured her 7 feet tall though. From now on I will! Date: Thu Oct 19 17:22:56 2006 Sender: Don Keefe 120 T.McVeigh DE Fr 1 6 6 1 2 7 1 4 8 XS C A DT (from UAB) Just keep him away from anything with US Government markings... Date: Mon Oct 23 23:15:24 2006 Sender: Christopher E Smith Just a few observations from CBEL recruit signings today: 2597/691 S.Hatter (PF) goes to S Illinois on scholarship This one is dedicated to our little buddy "Shatfield," who likes to spend as much time as possible on the shatter. 2620/907 E.Rectenwald (PG) goes to Long Beach St on scholarship I'm not sure what's going on here, but it has "gay" written all over it. Erectin' wad...something like that. 3266/994 C.Rapson (PG) goes to Nevada on scholarship If you could get your head out of your butt, maybe you'd quit playing like "Crap, Son." Sorry - these are below par for me, but it's keeping the thread going. Date: Tue Oct 24 06:54:18 2006 Sender: Scott McEntire From CBEL Mercer: 3922 B.Nye SG Fr 1 1 7 2 2 4 3 6 100 6' 2" PG It's THE SCIENCE GUY!!! SWEET! From CBEL Missouri: 384 E.Woods SF Fr 5 5 4 2 3 4 3 7 100 6' 9" C Never realized that Eldrick, or Tiger, was quite so tall. Date: Tue Oct 24 16:50:42 2006 Sender: David Rogers IBL prospect: 179 D.Rogers IF 23r 0 6 4 6 5 5 8 1 18 R R C C It's like looking into a mirror! Date: Wed Oct 25 12:32:41 2006 Sender: Chris Oaks From CCEL's Sacred Heart: T.Hardy 58 38 396 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 6.83 WR Thomas Hardy -- British novelist or wide receiver? F.Phelps 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 158 321 49.2 C The Reverend Fred Phelps on my team? I don't think so. A.Parent 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 267 622 42.9 OG Somebody's got to keep all these crazy college kids in line. D.No 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 251 564 44.5 OT The villainous Dr. No, who ruthlessly eliminates onrushing defenders Date: Wed Oct 25 19:24:44 2006 Sender: David Rogers I drafted myself today in IBL - and got the headline for the league with the #106 pick overall! Draft Round 4 When you're still picking this late in the draft, it will take a minor miracle to get anyone good. Detroit GM David Rogers may have gotten just that today, picking Rogers with the eighteenth pick in today's fourth round. In fact, many analysts expected Rogers's name to have been called at least a round earlier, and David Rogers was well aware of that fact. "We're lucky, no doubt about it. We've had our eyes on Rogers for a couple rounds now, but had some bigger needs at other positions. When today came, though, there was no doubt in our minds." 179 D.Rogers IF 23r 0 6 4 6 5 5 8 1 18 R R Woo Hoo! Date: Thu Oct 26 05:24:55 2006 Sender: Hank Lan LMHO!!!!! Date: Thu Oct 26 05:25:35 2006 Sender: Hank Lan LMHO!!!!! Congratulations on getting a mini-me, sorry, mini-you ; ) Date: Thu Oct 26 18:03:39 2006 Sender: Morris Cohen Former MLB commissioner 5243 F.Vincent C 18r 10 0 2 1 1 2 2 0 6 R R Date: Sat Oct 28 10:56:16 2006 Sender: David Rogers If you draft this IMLB player it will be ... 929 A.Gamble IF 22 0 5 5 7 5 2 2 1 13 L L Date: Mon Oct 30 23:52:12 2006 Sender: Hank Lan I justed drfted Richard Jefferson, only he's a C and has these attributes: 145 R.Jefferson C 20r 6 6 6 3 4 1 1 13 100 7' 0" Fingers crossed these numbers goes up after training camp. Date: Mon Nov 13 00:05:10 2006 Sender: Christopher E Smith From the EPBL waiver wire: 5473 D.Anolick IF 19 9 5 0 6 1 7 5 2 9 R R "Ano-Lick" - I'm guessing this must be some sort of flavored gel? Thank you. Date: Mon Nov 13 16:46:46 2006 Sender: David Rogers ewww! Date: Tue Nov 14 01:32:13 2006 Sender: Jay Amado this guy's in EPBL free agency. no one wants him because they are afraid he might try an extra sneaky cuban...or even chili rainbow in the clubhouse. 4272 D.Bigelow OF 19r 2 2 2 3 1 1 5 1 7 R R 100 0 0 -- F F Date: Fri Nov 17 16:52:45 2006 Sender: Matt Hatfield D.Head OLB 25 5 4 7 5 3 2 5 1 16 B OLB the first name being Dick. Date: Thu Nov 23 11:17:39 2006 Sender: Morris Cohen 7024 W.Hung IF 21r 10 2 3 5 4 6 1 1 9 R R It seems he'll be a better baseball player than singer, not that that's saying much. Date: Sat Nov 25 15:27:11 2006 Sender: David Rogers EPBL Detroit Draftee-- It is okay if he beats up Whitney! 365 B.Brown P 22r 6 2 1 2 1 1 6 5 17 S L D D Bobby Brown! Date: Wed Nov 29 16:08:48 2006 Sender: David Rogers Just WIN Baby CMEL senior at Pacific 3462 W.In 1B Sr 9 3 5 10 2 3 2 1 17 RR 63 63 A A Date: Thu Dec 7 20:32:42 2006 Sender: Dave Wick Too A.McGuinness C Fr 0 8 1 1 1 3 2 5 9 -- ------ -S D C OL McBrilliant!!! Date: Fri Dec 8 11:38:02 2006 Sender: Morris Cohen I wonder what city he's from? 5985 S.Louis IF 18r 10 1 2 2 4 4 1 1 6 S R 100 74 74 -- F F Date: Fri Dec 22 23:50:22 2006 Sender: Christopher E Smith Yikes! This thread had fallen into the archives! Date: Thu Dec 28 00:43:07 2006 Sender: Jay Amado Cesmit! You cheatin' little cheater! No posting in this thread, unless you have something to add! Oh yeah...so I follow the rule, I found this guy in the Baseball thread; someone posted him there. S.Hussain P Fr 0 3 1 1 5 1 8 4 9 L L 666.2 Date: Sun Dec 31 05:38:19 2006 Sender: David Rogers This MEL player could be great, but he is just too nice. 842 T.Nice OF 27 0 3 7 8 4 7 5 2 21 S R Too Nice that is Date: Fri Jan 5 16:20:13 2007 Sender: Jay Amado North Carolina's got a few guys that I don't remember seeing here yet, in CCEL. Is it just me or does this sound like some kind of commercial: "Don't let it keep happening, don't just stand there, use your voice; be heard." 137 B.Heard QB Jr 5 3 3 8 7 3 7 10 13 -- ------ *S A A QB Ladies and Gentlemen...ELTON JOHN! 53 E.John TB So 8 3 6 1 1 2 4 0 11 -- N----- *S B A TB rapper Beanie Siegel 2370 B.Siegel FB Sr 2 4 6 5 9 6 2 2 16 1 N-L--H *S A A TE damn...guess he's an all-around athlete, but he put on some weight. 1810 W.Mays OT Fr 0 7 3 1 6 3 2 4 8 -- ------ RS C A OL He wishes he was as good as Champ Bailey. 3152 J.Taylor CB Fr 5 5 1 4 4 3 1 2 7 -- ------ RS D C OLB that's all for today...thanks for featuring North Carolina on the front page, CCEL Big Wigs! Date: Mon Jan 8 08:42:50 2007 Sender: Tom DeSanctis This guy is on my CMEL team... N.No OF Fr 3 1 7 5 5 1 2 1 9 R R 100 0 0 2 RS D C Too bad he's not a pitcher. ;) Date: Sat Jan 13 10:11:10 2007 Sender: Christopher E Smith From the CBEL recruits list: P.Wee C Fr 2 1 0 4 1 1 1 8 6' 8" F F C Pee Wee (huh-huh) never got much respect from his classmates, so he decided to show'em by playing center at a big-named college. But it looks like he's gonna come up short again. M.Issel PF Fr 1 2 2 2 2 3 0 7 6' 8" F D C "The Missle" - doesn't appear that he's taking off anytime soon, but somehow, at some level he was able to get the nickname. Date: Mon Jan 15 09:04:16 2007 Sender: Just Oz Some of my opponents get scared just by looking at my roster: 3855 S.Norman DE Fr 1 2 5 1 6 1 5 0 8 RS D C ILB 13859 E.Bates DE So 3 2 2 2 5 4 2 6 7 R- D D ILB If you don't get it, read the last names. Date: Thu Jan 25 19:34:54 2007 Sender: Dave Wick D.Fuentes C Fr 3 6 1 1 3 2 3 5 100 6' 9" 0.00 -- -- D C C Daisy Fuentes.....I didn't realize she was quite so tall.... Date: Fri Feb 2 16:12:02 2007 Sender: David Rogers 26 S.Hussain P Fr 0 5 1 2 5 1 7 5 13 L L 100 After camps and looking good - We will have to develop a chemical weapons pitch. Kansas State brings you a villain! Date: Fri Feb 9 14:22:10 2007 Sender: Jay Amado 1603 B.Durham DT 25 0 5 8 1 7 7 2 6 20 -- NS-RG- C C DE Bull Durham! Date: Fri Feb 9 23:16:02 2007 Sender: AJ Perok My CCEL Defense is led by All-American Mel Brooks. M.Brooks OLB Sr 8 1 8 7 3 3 1 2 12 *S A A SF ------------------------------------------- however, at Notre Dame the fans are always yelling "PLAY FREEBIRD!!" F.Bird FB Jr 0 10 4 3 2 6 3 3 10 *S B B FB Date: Sun Feb 11 22:26:33 2007 Sender: AJ Perok The Irishman B.Dovers C Jr 4 5 4 4 3 1 6 15 100 6'11 Ben Dovers for Rutgers... I can't find his partner Phil McCrevice Date: Sat Feb 17 21:35:20 2007 Sender: Dave Wick Too From San Diego's feeble walkons: T.Thomas FB Fr 1 1 3 2 1 1 2 3 8 -- ------ -- F F TB W.Garrison TE Fr 1 3 1 1 1 3 2 2 7 -- ------ -- F F TE - You younger coaches may barely recall Thurman, but are less likely to know Walt. P.Manners C Fr 0 2 1 2 4 4 2 2 10 -- ------ *- F D OL - I've heard of Miss Manners, but didn't know there was a Mr. Manners... Date: Sat Feb 17 21:37:46 2007 Sender: Dave Wick Too From SMU's walkons: J.Good FB Fr 1 6 2 1 1 1 1 3 7 -- ------ -- F D FB Johnny B. Good? Not good enough to hang around. We will be gone in the first round of cuts. Date: Mon Feb 19 21:49:58 2007 Sender: Jim Caruso David Rogers brought this to my attention, so this is to his credit T.Little C Fr 2 4 3 1 6 6 2 6 7 -- C A OL Isn't he Too Little to play Center? Date: Mon Feb 26 21:48:25 2007 Sender: Dave Wick Recently added recruit at San Diego, it's the man in black... J.Cash QB Fr 3 6 6 4 1 2 2 0 8 -- ------ -S F D QB Date: Tue Feb 27 10:45:58 2007 Sender: Scott McEntire These are all from my CCEL Arkansas team: D.Lord TB So 7 1 5 2 2 1 2 7 10 He is in charge of all things. Peace be unto you all. S.Buhl FB Sr 0 5 8 2 6 6 7 0 16 Good thing his first and last names aren't reversed! M.Lopez OG So 3 7 2 1 6 8 2 4 9 Mario's put on some weight since those Saved By The Bell days... S.Hardy WR Fr 5 1 1 6 1 1 1 0 6 Sometimes he has a bit of trouble telling "air" from "solid'ish". D.Shi OLB So 0 5 5 6 1 1 2 7 9 He is definitely Da Shi... shut yo' mouth! D.Nephew DE Jr 5 7 6 1 8 8 4 8 10 Think he's big? You oughtta see Da Niece! M.Mull DT Sr 0 8 2 1 6 9 2 0 12 Grown quite a bit since the Roseanne and Motel 6 commercial days. Date: Tue Feb 27 19:32:44 2007 Sender: Dave Wick M.Needleman TB So 1 0 6 1 3 2 1 1 11 -- ------ *- F D TB -- Is he a doctor or a junkie? J.Vallee WR Fr 0 2 5 6 5 3 2 0 7 -- ------ -S D C TE -- His mom was a Valley girl before she grew up (those of you youngsters may have to ask someone to clarify the reference, fer sure). Date: Mon Mar 5 10:20:06 2007 Sender: AJ Perok K.Barnes QB 26 2 1 4 7 8 3 3 1 21 -- ---D D QB Kevin Barnes, the adopted love child of Kevin Caery and Doc Barnes. Date: Mon Mar 5 13:16:49 2007 Sender: Kevin Caery Not that there's anything wrong with that! Date: Tue Mar 6 17:20:29 2007 Sender: Jens Behrend nice draftpick;-) Sac 247 S.Miley C 23r 2 10 2 3 2 1 7 20 100 7' 0" -0.04 -- C C C Date: Mon Mar 26 07:38:23 2007 Sender: Christopher E Smith BUMP!!! Geesh ya'll...leave it to ol' Fat Boy here to retrieve the longest thread in DEL history from the Archives (where it had been all weekend). This may be some of my weakest material yet, but whatever it takes to keep this thread going! All from the rookie list in EPBL: 1376 A.Lincoln C 18r 0 1 0 1 1 4 1 1 10 L L Who better to turn to to help save this wonderful thread than ol' Honest Abe himself! Good thing he was only president because he couldn't pitch if his life depended on it. 3737 P.Fountain OF 22r 9 5 0 6 4 3 2 1 14 R R The actual born-on name of this dude was Pat...up until the first time he was spotted taking a whiz in the pee-wee (if you will) leagues. After that he simply became known as P.Fountain. 1036 H.Ash P 20r 9 3 3 1 1 1 4 2 13 S R This feller showed some promise early on, but then developed a bad "social hobby" involving a pipe, and pulling up to practice with his truck filled with smoke. His brownies were a smash hit at the team picnic however. 4951 C.Bigwood P 21r 7 2 1 1 5 1 1 4 15 L L Of course...every season you have to have at least one braggart show up in the crowd of rooks. This one couldn't figure out why he always got slapped in the face by a chick when he went to introduce himself to her. "Tee-hee. My name is Sara, and I'm an empty-headed bimbo...and you are?" "C.Bigwood." SLAP!!! 6103 J.Boxer P 18r 2 2 0 2 4 0 3 1 7 R R Joe Boxer from K-mart fame. Joe wasn't satisfied having his name plastered all over a bunch of underpants. So he wanted to try his hand at baseball. 3095 J.Lo P 18r 8 1 0 0 1 2 1 2 7 L L The multi-talented J.Lo seems to have her big butt everywhere these days (not too many complaints though). And finally...after searching thru 9000 rookies, the one player to make it all worth my while (snnf)...and how appropriate that he would be a relative to the very first player on this thread... drum roll... 4699 F.You P 18r 7 0 1 2 2 2 1 1 7 L L This kid is even more politically correct, as the original was "F.Yoo". So I may just have found the greatest player name in the history of DEL sports. And with that, I leave you all with "F.You" on this beautiful Monday morning! Date: Thu Mar 29 19:56:38 2007 Sender: Morris Cohen Another EPBL rookie 3856 N.Crapotta P 18r 10 1 1 1 2 1 2 2 5 R R 100 14 14 Date: Thu Mar 29 23:22:00 2007 Sender: Brian Dust 1319 E.Anusavice P 27r 7 3 5 1 2 3 7 6 18 R R 100 0 0 -- C C (WBL - Baseball) Lots of kegels (sp?) every day! Date: Fri Mar 30 10:28:07 2007 Sender: AJ Perok R.Tart DE 31 3 5 5 4 10 6 3 2 24 -- ------ C C ILB yep, Re Tart ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he is amazingly strong and never gets tired. Date: Fri Mar 30 19:00:52 2007 Sender: Jay Schlegel Who says Xmas doesn't come early in CMEL? 2622 S.Nicholas 1B Fr 0 2 4 5 3 1 2 1 9 R R *- D D He'd better hope I'm in a 'giving' mood, with attributes like that... Date: Sat Mar 31 05:15:54 2007 Sender: David Rogers Young pitcher on DBL KC Team: R.Nolan P 26r 5 4 1 3 1 1 7 6 20 S L C C The next Ryan Nolan --- I mean Nolan Ryan, yeah that sounds better. Date: Sat Mar 31 12:45:00 2007 Sender: Brian Dust I started with the intention of reading all the players' names on this thread before I posted in late March. It didn't take long for me to lose patience for that task. Still, I would bet no name is funnier than 'anus a vice'. Date: Sun Apr 8 10:08:51 2007 Sender: David Rogers Forest Whitaker F.Whitaker OF Fr 1 2 6 5 9 6 4 1 10 R R Academay Award winner and now CMEL recruit! Date: Fri Apr 13 05:07:47 2007 Sender: John Henry Just saw this guy on the Blie Sox roster in WBL. I would think the teasing in jr high and high school would have been never ending. J.Turnipseed Date: Wed Apr 18 09:20:38 2007 Sender: Jay Schlegel He apparently has a relative in the ECHL recruit list! 146 D.Turnipseed 2 3 2 4 2 3 5 10 LD Fr D C Date: Mon Apr 23 19:25:56 2007 Sender: Scott McEntire Believe it or not, this guy plays for CBEL Tennessee: 717 B.Pearl C So 2 5 7 3 2 3 2 9 100 6' 9" -0.60 -- RS C B C Date: Fri May 4 01:23:20 2007 Sender: Christopher E Smith From the FEL Draft list...no explanation required: 1069 T.Longrigg QB 23r 3 6 5 2 2 4 8 8 18 F F QB Date: Wed May 16 14:53:35 2007 Sender: Morris Cohen WBL Free agent Hellooooooooooooooooooo S.Newman IF 36 5 3 7 6 5 5 2 1 23 L L Date: Thu May 17 06:00:14 2007 Sender: Jay Schlegel With attributes like this in CCEL, this guy just might NEED the Red Cross... 1635 R.Cross FB Fr 2 9 3 2 1 5 1 0 7 -- C B Date: Thu May 17 08:02:36 2007 Sender: Scott McEntire Jay... are you sure that isn't RANDY Cross? Date: Fri Jun 8 15:31:23 2007 Sender: David Rogers DELS only player Manager gets his first IBL-ALL-STAR appearance! 2B Det D.Rogers Name AB H 2B HR RBI BB SO SB PA PM Avg D.Rogers 236 65 10 12 35 47 45 10 337 240 .275 And still looking for his first contract to boot! 6.14 4 1.02 unsigned minimum $0.30 value Date: Sat Jun 9 00:10:17 2007 Sender: Dale Schaar In the CFL I have this safety: 669 W.Hardon SF 34 8 1 9 6 2 2 3 0 24 This has to be the longest running thread! Date: Wed Jun 13 18:03:26 2007 Sender: Bill Howard IBL has two Del'rs who are players, and both made the all star team.