Date: Tue May 6 04:57:00 2008
Sender: Karim Cheaib
I thought that one was a funny one :)
Looking for Work
A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take
a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in
six weeks.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person,
put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take
half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in two weeks.'
A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man
with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House and now half the
country is looking for work.'
Date: Tue May 6 06:48:03 2008
Sender: Kendell R Jillson
i think your fractions are off. half = 50%, not 5%
(yeah, i know it's just a joke, but still... we're not even in a recession yet,
and job losses were a lot less than the experts were predicting)
here's what's kind of funny:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_unemployment_rate
France has an unemployment rate of 7.5%, Germany is at 9.1%...what does that
say about the intelligence of their leaders?
Mexico has an unemployment rate of 3.7% I guess that counts all the jobs they
take in the US.
(and cuba's is reported at 1.9%. and yet they still try to come to the states
in rubber boats).
Date: Tue May 6 08:10:40 2008
Sender: Jeff Luddingsmash
One thing to keep in mind about the unemployment rate is countries do not
always calculate it using the same criteria. Therefore comparison is often
meaningless.
Date: Tue May 6 08:17:06 2008
Sender: AJ Perko
Ancient Egypt was near 0% unemployment when they were building the pyramids.
Date: Tue May 6 13:43:31 2008
Sender: Karim Cheaib
how does a joke thread turn into a political one lol
you guys are funny :)
Date: Wed May 7 06:31:05 2008
Sender: William Johnson
Karim you told a political joke.... that's how it happened.
Wonder what Mexico's unemployment rate would be if the 20 million illegals
went back home?
Date: Wed May 7 08:11:25 2008
Sender: Jason Stafford
Why do brides wear white?
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the applainces.
Why are womens feet so small?
So they can get right up near the sink when washing dishes.
My all time favorite chauvanist joke...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to yell at you while you are watching
football,do you know what you did wrong?
You made the chain too long
oh yeaaaaaa!
Date: Wed May 7 08:15:36 2008
Sender: Kendell R Jillson
Jason,
My favorite jokes along those lines are
Q: If your wife is screaming at you to open the front door and help her in, and
your dog is barking at the back door to let him in, who do you let in first?
A: The dog...at least he'll stop barking once he's inside.
(and my personal favorite)
Q: If a wife's watch is broken, how much money should the husband spend to fix
it?
A: Nothing...there should be a clock on the stove.
Date: Wed May 7 09:41:06 2008
Sender: Mike Boofer
Keeping them relatively clean:
Two cowboys are in the kitchen. How do you know which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.
Where do you find a one legged dog? Where you left it.
Where does Superman bowl? Lois Lanes.
-----"Honey," a man said to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I
don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married." -----
Date: Wed May 7 15:19:03 2008
Sender: Karim Cheaib
ok now we're talking
- what's the difference between a woman a hurricane?
there is none, they both come hot and wet and they leave with the couch and
TV :)
- Why do blonde take the pill?
to know what day of the week they are
- why do blonde's caufen (have no idea how to spell it)
cos every time they lay down, they have their legs spread
Date: Wed May 7 16:11:39 2008
Sender: Jason Stafford
Kendall
'Q: If a wife's watch is broken, how much money should the husband spend to fix
it?
A: Nothing...there should be a clock on the stove.'
Nice!
Date: Wed May 7 16:22:30 2008
Sender: Doc Barnes
How do you make a handkercheif dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
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