Date: Thu Mar 20 21:06:13 2008
Sender: AJ Perko
with all the e-tough guys floating around recently, I'm wondering who IRL is
the most Chuck Norris guy.
Realistically I am on the tougher side, I can confidently say that after
wrestling in college, and 17 years of rugby- but I'm not really any kind of a
fighter- I think Jay Amado might be the one. He told me seriously once 350lbs
wasn't a problem on the bench.
Or maybe John Fitzpatrick, didn't he play some big time football?
Do we have any special forces guys or ninja warriors in our midst?
Date: Thu Mar 20 21:15:15 2008
Sender: Henry Morgan
I know I'm not, but I know I could kick Carey's ass into next fall. That's all
that matters. :)
Ninja Warrior is a great show. I prefer Unbeatable Banzuke though.
Date: Thu Mar 20 22:36:35 2008
Sender: Kyle Mayhugh Too
In the event that any of you see me face to face, you are free to call me
whatever you like.
Date: Thu Mar 20 22:42:34 2008
Sender: Joshua MacOscar
I'm Randy Couture.
I called Kyle a falcon once and he beat me down. He is suckering you guys.
Date: Fri Mar 21 00:14:01 2008
Sender: AJ Perko
I wouldn't be suprised if Randy Rhodes is like Flanders from the Simpsons...
massively ripped underneath his sweatervest
Date: Fri Mar 21 03:50:59 2008
Sender: Chris Blackman
I know that Brian Dust once killed a guy....after a card game over something
said about his sexual preference.
Date: Fri Mar 21 05:15:33 2008
Sender: Kevin Caery
Doc could probably hold his own in the DEL/ITG octagon.
Date: Fri Mar 21 15:04:19 2008
Sender: Doc Barnes
Thanks Kevin.
I'm usually really laid back but over the past couple of years I've really been
wanting to actually do some cage match fighting. I know I could beat some guys
down. Seriously.
Date: Fri Mar 21 15:17:45 2008
Sender: Doc Barnes
I realized I should probably list my credentials.
Played soccer for 20 years, and any of you guys saying soccer is for wussies
need to realize that I have seriously injured more guys in soccer than in
fights I've been in. Plus the fights that go unseen by referees.
6'3" 195 lbs. Solid lean muscle and a high pain tolerance. Blue-collar
worker in horticulture where lugging a 350 lb rootballed tree is daily work.
Got beat up daily until I was 10 and realized that it wasn't getting hit in the
face that made me cry but the shock of getting hit that did it.
3 years of great full contact kung fu and close quarters combat training.
Trained with guys twice my size, some being SWAT guys, and had them bow out of
drills against me.
I don't know what else there is other than saying that if you piss me off you
had better be on top of your game because I don't care how big you are I'll
still fight until you kill me or I crush every part of your being.
Date: Fri Mar 21 16:42:48 2008
Sender: AJ Perko
awesome. Wonder if anyone can beat that?
My first ACL tear came from some thug on the soccer field, you never played on
Whidbey Island, WA did you?
Date: Fri Mar 21 18:04:46 2008
Sender: Kyle Mayhugh Too
5'6", 190 pounds, noticeable gut but no muscle. Never played an organized
sport after low-level little league, where I was a bench warmer. Never been in
a fight in my life. Did get punched in the head a few times by the boyfriend of
the girl I was dating (the punches was my first exposure to the fact that she
had a boyfriend...), took it surprisingly well. He was kinda scrawny, though.
When the weather gets nice, I'll probably start jogging again to get the weight
back under control. I can usually get up to about a 3-mile run without getting
too winded during the good months, then when it gets cold I let it all go
again.
Date: Fri Mar 21 18:20:29 2008
Sender: Henry Morgan
Ding! beefy.
Date: Fri Mar 21 19:21:59 2008
Sender: AJ Perko
Kyle, thats great.
I'm pretty big 6'0" 230, look sort of intimidating and play sports
tough.............. but I've been choked out at least 5 times while screwing
around with my friends most of which are 50 lbs lighter.
I am a lousy fighter, good thing I haven't been in a fight in about 10
years.
6 years ago their was a melee with several friends outside a bar and I slapped
the "Cobra Clutch" on a guy who was going to hit my friend in the back and held
him their to things settled.
I was so proud...... "Dude, did you see, I had that guy in the Cobra
Clutch!!!!"
Date: Fri Mar 21 20:51:24 2008
Sender: Henry Morgan
Should have gone for the Boston Crab.
Date: Fri Mar 21 22:31:19 2008
Sender: Jamie Davise
I'm not going to be the #1 Del Bad Boy, but I'll be in the top 1/3.
6'0", 200 lbs, in pretty good shape (34" waist). Bench 225 lbs 10x per circuit
in my regular workouts--squat 275 10x (supported bar--not free bar)
Am now well past my prime (33 years old). Haven't been in an all-out fight
since college.
Now I rely more on rolling my shoulders and looking mean to intimidate guys out
of fighting me when they (or I) get lippy at a bar. If that doesn't work, I
usually find a way to talk my way out of it now--dont' have nearly as much piss
& vinegar in me as I did in college.
Have almost come to blows a handful of times since I graduated college, but
have been able to get my opponent in a serious sleeper-type hold each time
until the group breaks up the fight. I don't have it in me to actually throw a
first punch anymore--but I'm confident I'd punch back if someone did land one
on me to initiate things.
Date: Sat Mar 22 10:54:04 2008
Sender: Jason Stafford
Cullen easily.
He'd kick an ass in RL as easily as he would in the game.
Date: Sat Mar 22 11:40:03 2008
Sender: Doc Barnes
I got in a little bar fight last year, or I should say ended a bar fight. A
guy standing next to me at the bar was getting lippy, he turned around to throw
a punch at my buddy standing behind me. I dropped down off my bar stool and
hit him with a fore-arm shiver right under the armpit before his punch got 60%
thrown. It took the guy clean off his feet and sent him thru about three bar
stools. Before he realized what had happened I was dragging him out into the
parking lot. I told him to go home, he threw three or four haymakers that were
easily avoided, and I went back inside.
Most times though, guys start talking trash so I'll ask them if they'd like to
settle things outside. Amazing how guys, even those bigger than me, will find
a reason to back out of things and tone down their attitude when the 'take it
outside' option is presented.
Date: Sat Mar 22 21:13:30 2008
Sender: AJ Perko
"Am now well past my prime (33 years old)."
yuck hearing that, actually only for a boxer. Those mixed martial arts guys,
(and any power lifter types) don't peak until late 30's.
Date: Sun Mar 23 15:34:15 2008
Sender: Darryll Johnston
Think I'd like to throw my hat in the ring.. Former high school football
player, 2 time letter winner in varsity wrestling-sr yr was co-captain. last I
heard i am still in the top 3, at my school, for most takdowns in a season
despite missing more than 1/2 my matches senior year. Vice President of college
rugby club. just recently hit the 365 lb bench and 495 squat maxes (both free
weight lifts). Yes im starting to get over the hill also, 33 yrs old 5'8/ 202
lbs. 34 inch waist. 8 yrs police defensive tactics training as well as some
basic jiu jitsu, boxing, and guazabara training (knife fighting).
Date: Sun Mar 23 17:17:33 2008
Sender: Jamie Davise
I'm conceding to you Darryll. Wrestlers scare me more than anything.
I don't care if I have 75 lbs on them, I won't mess with a wrestler.
Date: Sun Mar 23 18:29:28 2008
Sender: AJ Perko
now I need to show this post to my wife, so she'll believe we are not all
geeks.....
(at least in some ways)
Date: Sun Mar 23 21:02:13 2008
Sender: Jeff Luddingsmash
In total I have about 10 years of martial arts experience. The majority of
which was Brazilian Ju Jitsu and American Combato. Also trained in Thai
Kickboxing for about one year.
Was big into competitive fighting in university. Fought to a draw against a guy
that competed in a major full contact tourney in Japan. I also ran a sparring
club in university for 2 years. It was a mixed martial art club that brought
guys with different MA backgrounds together... we'd spar 2 for 2 hours
straight, twice per week.
I'm pretty thick. 5'10" 198lbs. Used to lift and train a lot, but I don't get
into the gym as much as I should. With my current muscle mass I should probably
be closer to 190.
Used to get into fights when I was young and dumb. Haven't had an incident in a
very long time. My motto has always been to never let pride get you into
something and never let fear keep you out of it.
Date: Mon Mar 24 10:28:45 2008
Sender: AJ Perko
"Should have gone for the Boston Crab."
funny you said that, as I was writing that was my thought to. Boston Crab was
my go to move on my little brother growing up.
The only things maybe cooler would have been the Figure 4, or my other favorite
The Brain Claw.
Date: Mon Mar 24 16:49:07 2008
Sender: Jeff Luddingsmash
Grapevine was a kickin move too.
Date: Mon Mar 24 17:41:18 2008
Sender: Jamie Davise
I loved the Full Nelson.....or was it the Half Nelson?
I always got it confused, but it was my signature move as a 10-year old when us
neighborhood kids had our wrestling tournaments in the back yard.
Pinning your arms under your opponent's armpits, and bringing them up and
wrapping behind the back of his neck. His arms are locked and he's completely
helpless.
One time I took it too far, and slammed a kid down face first while I had him
in this hold. His nose was bleeding everywhere. I ran home scared sh*tless.
About 20 minutes later the phone rang--I knew I was in trouble. It was his mom
telling my mom what I did. Man, I got grounded for quite awhile with that one.
Date: Mon Mar 24 17:55:57 2008
Sender: AJ Perko
a kid in my Sunday School class was given a pile driver by his brother and had
a neck twitch after that.
that was a dangerous move
Date: Mon Mar 24 19:45:28 2008
Sender: Henry Morgan
Jamie, the Full was it you did it with both arms...Half was if you had them
with one. Usually the half is an incremental step in an attempt to slap on the
full.
Date: Mon Mar 24 20:36:57 2008
Sender: Chris Oaks
I was a fan of the figure four ... my sisters still give me a hard time for
slapping that one on them when we were younger.
I remember one time in eighth grade, there was a seventh/eighth grade rumble
brewing, and a guy in my class tried to DDT another kid ... it's not as easy to
do when they aren't cooperating.
Date: Mon Mar 24 21:01:28 2008
Sender: Henry Morgan
Frickin DDT...what, the suplex didn't work?
Date: Mon Mar 24 21:13:14 2008
Sender: Laurent Boudias
What a group of tough guys! And when are you going to the bathroom to measure
who has the biggest one?
Date: Mon Mar 24 21:25:17 2008
Sender: Jeff Luddingsmash
Keep up that talk Laurent and it's powerbomb time.
Can ya smelllllll what the Jeff is cookin?
Date: Tue Mar 25 06:32:13 2008
Sender: Laurent Boudias
It's just that what you all were writing reminds me of how my 12 year old is
doing with his friends. The one who looks or sounds most like a
killer/thug/warrior/turtle ninja, etc. looks the coolest.
Since at their age they also start talking about who has the biggest/longest
one, I was wondering when it was coming on this thread.
Date: Tue Mar 25 06:38:08 2008
Sender: Brian Dust
Even horses are nervous around Blackman.
Date: Tue Mar 25 09:15:18 2008
Sender: AJ Perko
we are talking about when we were 12.... (except I was like 30 when I slapped
that Cobra Clutch on that guy)
Date: Tue Mar 25 09:49:49 2008
Sender: Morris Cohen
Laurent, I think the
Date: Tue Mar 25 09:51:25 2008
Sender: Morris Cohen
Laurent, I think the question really is how much of the stuff on this thread is
100% made up.
(here beginneth the predictable "U WANA CAL MEE TOO FIND OUT LOL?" replies)
Date: Tue Mar 25 10:46:05 2008
Sender: Kyle Mayhugh Too
Mine was 100% true.
Date: Tue Mar 25 10:55:02 2008
Sender: AJ Perko
why would someone lie here? It's not like your impressing guys you hang out
with or your going to get laid from it.
Date: Tue Mar 25 11:48:23 2008
Sender: Joshua MacOscar
So you weren't serious with your offer the other night AJ?
Date: Tue Mar 25 13:09:34 2008
Sender: AJ Perko
webcam is different
Date: Tue Mar 25 13:09:46 2008
Sender: AJ Perko
webcam is different
Date: Tue Mar 25 13:20:25 2008
Sender: Just Oz
by the end of college, i weighed 117 lbs at 5'11" tall.
Now a days I run 155 to 165 and about 16 % body fat.
I'll win because I'll be waiting in the dark with an aluminum baseball bat and
you won't make it to the arena.
Then I'll hack your computer while they take you to the hospital and spice up
your email with threatening letters from whoever Syracuse plays in the BCS.
I haven't been in a fight since 3rd grade although a drunk Thrasher's fan
almost jumped my buddy and I because he was wearing a Lightning shirt.
Date: Tue Mar 25 14:31:22 2008
Sender: Jeff Luddingsmash
Naw, you're right Laurent. It is a bit of a 12 year-old discussion. And
normally I don't believe anything people say online. DEL is probably the only
exception, though even here I have the occasional doubt about what people say.
Date: Tue Mar 25 14:40:37 2008
Sender: Bill Edwards
Occasional?.....:)
Date: Tue Mar 25 17:37:57 2008
Sender: Dusty Reed
I'm 5'7, 155. Not a bad ass.
Date: Tue Mar 25 18:50:06 2008
Sender: AJ Perko
I'm probably the most gullible... I believe just about everything people say
here.
Date: Tue Mar 25 21:07:02 2008
Sender: Eric Opperman
Thrasher fans? Those exist?
Date: Wed Mar 26 03:25:36 2008
Sender: Brian Dust
I'm a huge badass after I've eaten brussel sprouts!
Date: Wed Mar 26 17:01:19 2008
Sender: Jeff Luddingsmash
Cheese + four hours = cleared room.
Date: Wed Mar 26 20:38:40 2008
Sender: Doc Barnes
I'm just one of those punk Ohio guys that knows nothing but football and
fighting. ;)
I've been nothing but honest here because I have nothing I feel I have to prove
to you guys. This is my home away from home so to speak.
Date: Thu Mar 27 09:48:33 2008
Sender: Jamie Davise
Like others, I usually put zero stock into anything anyone says on a message
board. But DEL is the exception for me. I also belive most of what is said on
here.
And for the most part, I'm pretty honest on here myself. Now, I'm not the best
with details, so when I'm telling a story, if I'm shady on a detail or two,
I'll skew it in the direction to make the story more dramatic, but that's how I
am in person too, so I'm fine rolling that way.
Date: Thu Mar 27 14:59:42 2008
Sender: Doc Barnes
"What a group of tough guys! And when are you going to the bathroom to measure
who has the biggest one?"
In order to do that we might have to scrap a tape measure and find a way to
measure volume. :)
Date: Thu Mar 27 15:06:24 2008
Sender: Joshua MacOscar
I believe that we are a pretty honest group here. I don't see why it helps to
make stuff up. I know that it happens, but it doesn't serve a purpose. You know
the real story, and I doubt it is going to make you "cooler" to make stuff up.
Maybe people get a kick out of it. If so, good for them. I hope that DEL is
devoid of that. I am not sure if I used devoid properly, but it was fun.
Date: Thu Mar 27 15:17:53 2008
Sender: Laurent Boudias
I was not thinking about people lying here. I was more interested in the reason
of such a thread.
Doc, I hope it's not flat.
Date: Thu Mar 27 15:21:51 2008
Sender: Doc Barnes
Laurent, it's just that a tape measure serves no purpose to some when a
displacement test might work better. Oh and you might need a five gallon
bucket for the test ;)
Date: Thu Mar 27 22:32:38 2008
Sender: AJ Perko
I guess I just assumed people tell the truth because of where I've live. There
are pro athletes and celebrities everywhere... and when I lived in Seattle that
city is so small eventually you run into everybody..
I remember seeing Ryan Leaf on a bicycle dressed like a dork.
now-
Julio Franco lives a few blocks over, my wife knows "The Rocks" x-wife by first
name, I saw Anna Kournikova training on the beach once at sunset.
I know growing up in PA, things were different... but now it's no big deal.
Just this morning I watched a guy flat bench 550lbs.
Date: Fri Mar 28 12:54:06 2008
Sender: Joshua MacOscar
"I saw Anna Kournikova training on the beach once at sunset."
Dude.
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