Date: Tue Jul 8 18:26:30 2008
Sender: Garrett Luft
How are the coaches' ratings calculated? As far as I can tell, I am the only
guy with a negative rating in the CMEL and figure that can't be a good thing...
What does that mean? I can't track it down anywhere, although I'm sure its
right under my nose.
Date: Tue Jul 8 21:18:01 2008
Sender: Dave Ayres
Probable causes:
1) Too much ranting and raving about getting "minus 6 in conference" Big
Twelve Bob Squads into the regionals.
2) Not enough tequila in the Red Raider locker room.
3) Not enough "female entertainers" in the Red Raider locker room.
4) Too many cases of "Bush Beans" in the Red Raider locker room.
5) One too many cases of kicking Andy Dolphin's chihuahua in the Red Raider
locker room.
6) Faulty algorithm in Daddy D's CMEL programming.
7) Breaking of playing time promises made to your recruits.
Actually, with your win-loss record, the only thing that would tarnish your
rating that badly would be Item #7. So, if you are not guilty of promise
breaking, your rating is probably due to your subsequent relocation in Lubbock
as a result of your participation in the Federal Witness Protection Program!
Date: Thu Jul 10 18:51:34 2008
Sender: Garrett Luft
#7 it is... Although I would be guilty of #1 as well, Dagger Dave, as you well
know!
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